Guess what's the codename Scotland Yard has chosen for US President Barack Obama's state visit to Britain later this month? It's "chalaque", a Hindi word that means sharp, crafty and too clever for his or her own good.
Scotland Yard has said that the code name is computer generated randomly.
Mr Obama is reported to be bringing 1500 staff with him, ranging from personal chefs and doctors carrying a supply of Mr O's blood type.
There are 24 vehicles in tow with the President mobile being named The Beast.
Boris has sent a message to Mr O, asking him to bring his cheque book. Aprarently the American Embassy owes millions of £'s in unpaid congestion charges.
I love old Boris, he should be our next PM. Now he's a proper Englishman, blonde, dead posh and a serial shagger.