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Technology getting to me... May 22, 2011
I'm not the most (or even close) technically savvy person but I'm now worried...

New toilets are being installed in our place...remote controlled! "kohler numi" -- no one consulted me on this :shock: :shock: :shock:

Good thing I added the "sit or squat" app to the ipad (which I am still figuring out...)

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There are certain parts of the function that would be hard to 'remote control'!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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In your place of work or home Ambassador?

Does it have a blow facility?
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is there any Constipation or Diarrhea modes?
it needs a good testing before its being used by public...
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Bethsmum wrote:In your place of work or home Ambassador?

Does it have a blow facility?


Home!

It has a "dryer" facility...
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Bethsmum wrote:In your place of work or home Ambassador?

Does it have a blow facility?


Home!

It has a "dryer" facility...


And you weren't consulted Ambassador? I would sack the husband/wife!

That's what I meant. a blow dry facility. I have experienced it, quite nice. Have you been there, done that, yet Ambassador?

Did you know it has to be serviced once a year? You need to get a man out to see to it. These toilets are fitted to the houses of disabled people in the UK.

You're not physically challenged are you Ambassador?
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Bethsmum wrote:In your place of work or home Ambassador?

Does it have a blow facility?


Home!

It has a "dryer" facility...


And you weren't consulted Ambassador? I would sack the husband/wife!

That's what I meant. a blow dry facility. I have experienced it, quite nice. Have you been there, done that, yet Ambassador?

Did you know it has to be serviced once a year? You need to get a man out to see to it. These toilets are fitted to the houses of disabled people in the UK.

You're not physically challenged are you Ambassador?


Nah, just mentally! Those things cost $6,400.00 each :shock: :shock:
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What's that in real money?
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Nah, just mentally! Those things cost $6,400.00 each


why, would I be $#itting gold or chocolate? I am off this subject now, its getting fishy...
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Bethsmum wrote:What's that in real money?


yep :shock:
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I had the misfortune to use those at the Le Meridian Mina Seyahi and Al Aqa. The one at Mina Seyahi I found out after I done my bussiness was "broke" :shock:

No out of service sign, no alternatives provided, no paper, no water. Wasn't a fun morning that I can tell you. Put me off those contraptions for good.

I think they went back to convetional later on.
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Ambassador wrote:I'm not the most (or even close) technically savvy person but I'm now worried...

New toilets are being installed in our place...remote controlled! "kohler numi" -- no one consulted me on this :shock: :shock: :shock:

Good thing I added the "sit or squat" app to the ipad (which I am still figuring out...)


Well it’s to be hoped the newer models are an improvement on the earlier Semi-automatic cleaning systems retrofitted to the original Victorian Crappers. While it was a good idea on paper, practically, it worked more like a muck spreader than a cleaner!

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desertdudeshj wrote:I had the misfortune to use those at the Le Meridian Mina Seyahi and Al Aqa. The one at Mina Seyahi I found out after I done my bussiness was "broke" :shock:

No out of service sign, no alternatives provided, no paper, no water. Wasn't a fun morning that I can tell you. Put me off those contraptions for good.

I think they went back to convetional later on.


Lovely! I hope you wear undercrackers under that get up you lot wear!
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