A) I can walk forward, sideways and backward but mostly bang into others in eirther direcrtion.
B) I should carry a mirror around from a budgies cage as I always take timer to admire my reflection in elevators or anything that reflects my hair and face.
C) I have absolutly zero common sense.
D) I can single handed bring Dubai traffic to a halt as in my home town I am used to the back of a donkey.
E) I can single handed reduce the star rating in a 5 star hotel.
F) I will dodge Salik at any cost.