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Back… to a New, Bizarre DF!!!! Apr 20, 2011
Haven’t looked at DF in a quite a while. Here is what I think I have missed:

1 If the computer detects you have a bad Karma, you’ll be instantly banned for life (from DF)!!!???? I guess I need to work on my karma to avoid getting banned. I really don’t know how to do that. Any tips??

2- The Dean of DF has apparently moved back to Accra, Ghana, which he calls his home.

3- He accuses Chocs of having a dual personality!!. :(

4- Just wondering: What is the term used for someone with 4 personas: from Afghanistan, from Britain, from Ghana and from Dubai? :shock:

5- The current Darling of DF is back in Dubai (Sorry Chocs, you had your heydays!) The flags are up all over JBR. :D

6- BM finds DD’s missing stash of 80,000 Indonesian Rupees in her apartment. But DD has told us that the missing cash was in AED, and that he had paid people money to dive into the large garbage bins to look for it.

7- Well.... someone is fibbing. Either DD or BM?? :oops:

8- A big fight breaks out between Chocs, BM and BB, defying the recent DF rule that says fights are only allowed in FC, and that violators would be banned immediately.

9- The mystery plot about the character named Ambassodor thickens, with new confusing revelations!!

10- No signs, yet, of BM’s favorite missing boys: Shaf and DDS.

11- And, saving the best for last, a British dumb-looking bloke who works as a handyman is invited to Dubai by a mystery woman. She flies him in on First Class and puts him up at the most expensive hotel in the world. On the following day, the bloke gets arrested, goes to jail, vomits and chokes (to death) on his vomit. :shock: :shock:

Anything else???


:D :D

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Tom Jones wrote:Haven’t looked at DF in a quite a while. Here is what I think I have missed:
1 If the computer detects you have a bad Karma, you’ll be instantly banned for life (from DF)!!!???? I guess I need to work on my karma to avoid getting banned. I really don’t know how to do that. Any tips??
2- The Dean of DF has apparently moved back to Accra, Ghana, which he calls his home.
3- He accuses Chocs of having a dual personality!!. :(
4- Just wondering: What is the term used for someone with 4 personas: from Afghanistan, from Britain, from Ghana and from Dubai? :shock:
5- The current Darling of DF is back in Dubai (Sorry Chocs, you had your heydays!) The flags are up all over JBR. :D
6- BM finds DD’s missing stash of 80,000 Indonesian Rupees in her apartment. But DD has told us that the missing cash was in AED, and that he had paid people money to dive into the large garbage bins to look for it.
7- Well.... someone is fibbing. Either DD or BM?? :oops:
8- A big fight breaks out between Chocs, BM and BB, defying the recent DF rule that says fights are only allowed in FC, and that violators would be banned immediately.
9- The mystery plot about the character named Ambassodor thickens, with new confusing revelations!!
10- No signs, yet, of BM’s favorite missing boys: Shaf and DDS.
11- And, saving the best for last, a British dumb-looking bloke who works as a handyman is invited to Dubai by a mystery woman. She flies him in on First Class and puts him up at the most expensive hotel in the world. On the following day, the bloke gets arrested, goes to jail, vomits and chokes (to death) on his vomit. :shock: :shock:

Anything else???
:D :D


1. Not operational yet, the forum is still self policing, (after a fashion) :)
2. This is correct, he’s also attempting to lure other DF members there with promises of a BBQ, perverts seduce little boys and girls with puppies and sweeties, Sage targets the older boys and girls with BBQ :shock:
3. This is correct
4. This would be Dissociative Identity Disorder, or just Sagey!
5. This is correct
6. I think you’re confused, BM found a stash of cash that wasn’t worth much and DD’s story of lost cash-in-a-wine-box was a figment of his most fertile imagination. :?
7. See 6 above
8. Hmmm… not so much a big fight but more of a tantrum by ChocaDiva :roll:
9. No mystery, she’s a bored housewife married to a pilot who flies for Emirates and lives in DSO. :!:
10. Shaf’s done a runner and DDS just can’t stay away, he keeps popping in from time to time between shifts and his hot bed, with contributions to his bad karma scores.
11. “dumb looking bloke” poor fellow, that’s just earned you a couple of bad karma points now as well!

:lol: :lol:
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good analysis.... and Dillon has corrected few stuff...
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Sounds like the same old same old to me...

Yawn!

Think I'll go and shave another cactus.

8) 8) 8)

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Tom Jones wrote:Haven’t looked at DF in a quite a while. Here is what I think I have missed:
1 If the computer detects you have a bad Karma, you’ll be instantly banned for life (from DF)!!!???? I guess I need to work on my karma to avoid getting banned. I really don’t know how to do that. Any tips??
2- The Dean of DF has apparently moved back to Accra, Ghana, which he calls his home.
3- He accuses Chocs of having a dual personality!!. :(
4- Just wondering: What is the term used for someone with 4 personas: from Afghanistan, from Britain, from Ghana and from Dubai? :shock:
5- The current Darling of DF is back in Dubai (Sorry Chocs, you had your heydays!) The flags are up all over JBR. :D
6- BM finds DD’s missing stash of 80,000 Indonesian Rupees in her apartment. But DD has told us that the missing cash was in AED, and that he had paid people money to dive into the large garbage bins to look for it.
7- Well.... someone is fibbing. Either DD or BM?? :oops:
8- A big fight breaks out between Chocs, BM and BB, defying the recent DF rule that says fights are only allowed in FC, and that violators would be banned immediately.
9- The mystery plot about the character named Ambassodor thickens, with new confusing revelations!!
10- No signs, yet, of BM’s favorite missing boys: Shaf and DDS.
11- And, saving the best for last, a British dumb-looking bloke who works as a handyman is invited to Dubai by a mystery woman. She flies him in on First Class and puts him up at the most expensive hotel in the world. On the following day, the bloke gets arrested, goes to jail, vomits and chokes (to death) on his vomit. :shock: :shock:

Anything else???
:D :D


1. Not operational yet, the forum is still self policing, (after a fashion) :)
2. This is correct, he’s also attempting to lure other DF members there with promises of a BBQ, perverts seduce little boys and girls with puppies and sweeties, Sage targets the older boys and girls with BBQ :shock:
3. This is correct
4. This would be Dissociative Identity Disorder, or just Sagey!
5. This is correct
6. I think you’re confused, BM found a stash of cash that wasn’t worth much and DD’s story of lost cash-in-a-wine-box was a figment of his most fertile imagination. :?
7. See 6 above
8. Hmmm… not so much a big fight but more of a tantrum by ChocaDiva :roll:
9. No mystery, she’s a bored housewife married to a pilot who flies for Emirates and lives in DSO. :!:
10. Shaf’s done a runner and DDS just can’t stay away, he keeps popping in from time to time between shifts and his hot bed, with contributions to his bad karma scores.
11. “dumb looking bloke” poor fellow, that’s just earned you a couple of bad karma points now as well!

:lol: :lol:


Careful what you say about me dickhead, your peverted sense of humour is certainly not appreciated.
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Hello Tom, you've just about cracked it, but you may have missed Chocs saying she knows where my holiday home is located as she visited c/o her friend Dubaidog. She has revealed on an internet forum that she has been inside my home and intends to send numerous random deliveries round, including 11 condoms and lubrication.

What BM wants to know is why she is only sending 11?
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Dubai Knight wrote:Sounds like the same old same old to me...

Yawn!

Think I'll go and shave another cactus.

8) 8) 8)

Knight


hey hey dont do that now , You kill it ! Them spikes is what keeps the things alive , man
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sage & onion wrote:Careful what you say about me dickhead, your peverted sense of humour is certainly not appreciated.



I know I am not the dickhead you referred to above, although I’ve been called that myself a few times, particularly by furious females.

But, just like I was poking fun at you, mate, I don’t think Dillon was really serious either with his comment about you.

You are still the well-respected wise elder of this forum, and I’m sure you don’t mind if we get a little naughty with you when you’re away.


:lol: :lol:

-- Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:20 am --

Bethsmum wrote:Hello Tom, you've just about cracked it, but you may have missed Chocs saying she knows where my holiday home is located as she visited c/o her friend Dubaidog. She has revealed on an internet forum that she has been inside my home and intends to send numerous random deliveries round, including 11 condoms and lubrication.

What BM wants to know is why she is only sending 11?



Good evening BM, if you’re not in bed yet.

Yeah… I am too curious about the 11 condoms Chocs wants to send to you. Why condoms, and why 11 pieces??? Why not a dozen or a half dozen, or just a box of condoms!??

The 11 condoms must signify something to Chocs! If she doesn’t tell us, I guess we’ll never know!!!


:lol: :lol:
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I'm not in bed Tom! I'm waiting for my special delivery. Fancy helping me to work my way through them? LOOOOOL!

Sorry Tom, I couldn't resist that!
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Bethsmum wrote:I'm not in bed Tom! I'm waiting for my special delivery. Fancy helping me to work my way through them? LOOOOOL!

Sorry Tom, I couldn't resist that!


LOOOOOOOOL...

Honey,

At our age, you and I couldn't go thru 11 condoms in one night even if our life depended on it.

We'll need to have an orgy for that!!

But before we go ahead and plan an orgy, let's first wait for Chocs' rubbers to arrive.

Knowing how much Chocs likes you, she might probably send you 11 used, dried up, smelly rubbers!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Here is a fun suggestion on how to dispose of 11 unwanted prophylactics:

Take one empty Chardonnay bottle complete with cork.
Drill a hole through the cork and insert a straw.
Crumple up some small pieces of aluminium foil and put them in the bottle.
Add a solution of hydrogen peroxide and hot water.
Stick the cork back in the bottle and secure a condom to the top with an elastic band.
Watch said condom magically inflate.
Once full, remove and seal.

If you can find it, tie a piece of jetex fuse or det cord around the base. A piece of string dipped in lighter fluid will suffice but it burns very quickly so be careful.
Retire to the balcony, light fuse and release.
Depending on the length of fuse and amount of hydrogen in the condom, it will fly away and then explode with a satisfying 'bang'.

11 released at the same time is almost as good as watching the New Year fireworks over the Burj Al Arab!

Have a nice day!

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Dubai Knight wrote:Here is a fun suggestion on how to dispose of 11 unwanted prophylactics:

Take one empty Chardonnay bottle complete with cork.
Drill a hole through the cork and insert a straw.
Crumple up some small pieces of aluminium foil and put them in the bottle.
Add a solution of hydrogen peroxide and hot water.
Stick the cork back in the bottle and secure a condom to the top with an elastic band.
Watch said condom magically inflate.
Once full, remove and seal.

If you can find it, tie a piece of jetex fuse or det cord around the base. A piece of string dipped in lighter fluid will suffice but it burns very quickly so be careful.
Retire to the balcony, light fuse and release.
Depending on the length of fuse and amount of hydrogen in the condom, it will fly away and then explode with a satisfying 'bang'.

11 released at the same time is almost as good as watching the New Year fireworks over the Burj Al Arab!

Have a nice day!

8) 8) 8)

Knight


Hey, that was my 7th grade science fair experiment :shock:
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You obviously went to the right schools!

Or is that the wrong ones?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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I'm nearly at the target of 11 empty Chardonnay bottles but they are screw top so no corks :(
I haven't had my special delivery yet either. I hope Chocs has gone for the strawberry flavoured ones. I like to count them as one of my 'five a day'.
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sage & onion wrote:Careful what you say about me dickhead, your peverted sense of humour is certainly not appreciated.


Well well! Evidence that Sage really doesn’t have a sense of humour after all, or have I just hit a raw nerve? :shock: I thought responses of this nature were against the new forum rules Sage, veiled threats and attempts at sincere cognitive bias? It would appear that neither you my friend, could aspire to the title you recently denied Chocs!

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Tom Jones wrote:I know I am not the dickhead you referred to above, although I’ve been called that myself a few times, particularly by furious females.
But, just like I was poking fun at you, mate, I don’t think Dillon was really serious either with his comment about you.
You are still the well-respected wise elder of this forum, and I’m sure you don’t mind if we get a little naughty with you when you’re away.

:lol: :lol:


Sadly TJ, for some strange reason, he appears to mind very much!

:lol: :lol:
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Dillon wrote:Well well! Evidence that Sage really doesn’t have a sense of humour after all, or have I just hit a raw nerve? :shock:


I always found his more than normal interest in young girls in the "old" days of DF more than uncanny.
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Dillon wrote:Well well! Evidence that Sage really doesn’t have a sense of humour after all, or have I just hit a raw nerve? :shock:


I always found his more than normal interest in young girls in the "old" days of DF more than uncanny.


Ooh-eer... :shock:

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Bethsmum wrote:Hello Tom, you've just about cracked it, but you may have missed Chocs saying she knows where my holiday home is located as she visited c/o her friend Dubaidog. She has revealed on an internet forum that she has been inside my home and intends to send numerous random deliveries round, including 11 condoms and lubrication.

What BM wants to know is why she is only sending 11?


Take care BM.

Cats have been known to spray the boundries of what they think is their territory.

Could cheeks (chocs) have done this to your place?
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drewpeacock wrote:
Bethsmum wrote:Hello Tom, you've just about cracked it, but you may have missed Chocs saying she knows where my holiday home is located as she visited c/o her friend Dubaidog. She has revealed on an internet forum that she has been inside my home and intends to send numerous random deliveries round, including 11 condoms and lubrication.

What BM wants to know is why she is only sending 11?


Take care BM.

Cats have been known to spray the boundries of what they think is their territory.

Could cheeks (chocs) have done this to your place?


There's a good possibility Drew because DD had the rugs and furniture steam cleaned!!!! :shock: And that "stink" he was experiencing may have been a "deposit" someone left behind!!! BM hasn't picked up on any nasty air since arriving. Only thing we could smell in the apartment yesterday was fresh air!!!
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Bora, I think one does not have to be Inspector Morse to get a clue to the smell,

Chocs gave it away in a recent rant that she had eleven condoms.

As they sell (so I was told) in a 12 pack, where is the missing culprit?

Check under the bed BM!
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I'm relegated to the sofa bed! I will check under the bed and the air con thingy. It could be hidden there!

It reminds me of a story my friend told me at work. Her brother was a bit older than her and had his girlfriends back to the house. One day her dad was waiting at the gate for her brother to come home.
'Get yourself in here, you bugger!'
'What's up?'
'That toggy (I took it that meant condom) that you left on the sideboard last night has taken the polish off. Your mother is doing her nut!'
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First time I've seen Sage angry
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KeithL wrote:First time I've seen Sage angry


Must have been quite something to bring you back after so long :lol:
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