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Oops Peter Crouch busted going in Emirates crew apartment Mar 28, 2011
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lets see how the laws of uae work
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60,000 pounds on booze??? That's some serious drinking!!! but then again, they were "bonding" weren't they?

I bet this article will bring about a hunt to arrest the stewardess.
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Oh no doubt she'll be fired over it. Even though he was only there for 10 minutes. Emirates really frown upon such things. Mind you Millennium Towers = Party Central.
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Who says 10 minutes is not enough time for a "quickie"???

I think I've done several of those when I was a "super stud" -- during my teenage years!!! :oops: :oops:


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I find it amusing that someone crossed out the fake name and apartment number and put in the real ones.
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Tom Jones wrote:Who says 10 minutes is not enough time for a "quickie"???

I think I've done several of those when I was a "super stud" -- during my teenage years!!! :oops: :oops:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


I thought you seemed familiar :drunken: :drunken:
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I just feel sorry for his fiance Abby. He;s already been caught cheating in the past and she's just given birth to their first child.
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"There is no suggestion Crouch was involved in any improper conduct with Suzanne. The air hostess explained she wanted to collect something from her flat."
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benwj wrote:"There is no suggestion Crouch was involved in any improper conduct with Suzanne. The air hostess explained she wanted to collect something from her flat."


Yeah but Emirates have a strict policy on allowing people into apartments after certain hours.
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10 minutes for Zubber = could seem like a life time!!!! :lol:

-- Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:31 pm --

benwj wrote:"There is no suggestion Crouch was involved in any improper conduct with Suzanne. The air hostess explained she wanted to collect something from her flat."


Suuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrre she did. :wink:
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You have a point there bora, most probably the real message the stewardess sent to her friends was "One minute man, cooper" :)
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zubber wrote:You have a point there bora, most probably the real message the stewardess sent to her friends was "One minute man, cooper" :)


Eh? Again, in English?

-- Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:55 am --

Chocoholic wrote:
benwj wrote:"There is no suggestion Crouch was involved in any improper conduct with Suzanne. The air hostess explained she wanted to collect something from her flat."


Yeah but Emirates have a strict policy on allowing people into apartments after certain hours.


Rules are meant to be broken Chocs, we were all young once.

-- Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:58 am --

Chocoholic wrote:Oh no doubt she'll be fired over it. Even though he was only there for 10 minutes. Emirates really frown upon such things. Mind you Millennium Towers = Party Central.


She'll make more from selling her story to The New of The Screws than she does in a few years working for Emirates. They don't pay so well. I can just see the opening line 'And what first attracted you to the millionaire Peter Crouch, Suzanne?'

-- Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:02 am --

Chocoholic wrote:I just feel sorry for his fiance Abby. He;s already been caught cheating in the past and she's just given birth to their first child.


Don't feel sorry for her Chocs. She's laughing, the kid's her passport to future riches. She's not daft, why would she have a child with that freak anyway? He'd already played away. He's not exactly Mr Beckham is he?
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benwj wrote:"There is no suggestion Crouch was involved in any improper conduct with Suzanne. The air hostess explained she wanted to collect something from her flat."


Yeah but Emirates have a strict policy on allowing people into apartments after certain hours.

Yeah, strange that he managed to get in at all.
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He should have kept his head down.
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His mistake was signing in. I've waltzed into that tower at some ungodly hours and you just walk in. If you stop or look like you're not meant to be there, then they give you the third degree.
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Chocoholic wrote:His mistake was signing in. I've waltzed into that tower at some ungodly hours and you just walk in. If you stop or look like you're not meant to be there, then they give you the third degree.


Could you elaborate on this statement ?
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I would imagine Chocs means confidence Zubber. Enter a place with confidence, looking like you're on a mission, then no-one usually takes any notice. Hesitation causes curiousity and draws attention to ones self.
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^^ Thanks BM, now that is the kind of advise many of us men need :)
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Chocoholic wrote:His mistake was signing in. I've waltzed into that tower at some ungodly hours and you just walk in. If you stop or look like you're not meant to be there, then they give you the third degree.


Could you elaborate on this statement ?

Bethsmum wrote:I would imagine Chocs means confidence Zubber. Enter a place with confidence, looking like you're on a mission, then no-one usually takes any notice. Hesitation causes curiousity and draws attention to ones self.


Do you two ladies realise that you’ve just provided our resident pervert with some serious advice on how to deal with tower block security staff?

:lol:
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Hey man, if you keep quiet, they'll let out some more useful info. So shush !
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Hahahaha, they've tightened up in Emirate buildings now - oh I wonder why!
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Chocoholic wrote:Hahahaha, they've tightened up in Emirate buildings now - oh I wonder why!


because you were on the prowl? 8)
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Dillon wrote:
zubber wrote:
Chocoholic wrote:His mistake was signing in. I've waltzed into that tower at some ungodly hours and you just walk in. If you stop or look like you're not meant to be there, then they give you the third degree.


Could you elaborate on this statement ?

Bethsmum wrote:I would imagine Chocs means confidence Zubber. Enter a place with confidence, looking like you're on a mission, then no-one usually takes any notice. Hesitation causes curiousity and draws attention to ones self.


Do you two ladies realise that you’ve just provided our resident pervert with some serious advice on how to deal with tower block security staff?

:lol:


Oh God, I've come over all naustious.

-- Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:42 am --

zubber wrote:Hey man, if you keep quiet, they'll let out some more useful info. So shush !


I'll put some posters up round JBR.

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Excellent, My work will be much easier ;)
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zubber wrote:Excellent, My work will be much easier ;)


Not if I've got anything to do with it.
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^^Yes it would be better , if you had nothing do with it.
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zubber wrote:^^Yes it would be better , if you had nothing do with it.


I'm on a permanent mission to eradicate pervs. Sorry.
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