'I'd like to be six again', she replied, whilst still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, the husband arose early, made his wife a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall Of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach was going upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with a toy, extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then off to an animated movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
He himself totally exhausted, he leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again?'
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you f***ing moron!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong.
But is it really his fault????????
I don't think so!!!!!
