There was this rich guy who had..... (wait for it).... THREE beautiful girl friends. He just couldnt decide which one of them to marry. So he devised a sort of a test. He gave to each $10,000/, and he thought he would see what they did with the money at the end of a year.
After a year.........one said "I invested the money for you, and your 10,000/ is now $20,000!" The guy was impressed. The other one said,"I shopped all the Year for you and bought beautiful clothes for you, and other fashionable items that I knew you liked. I travelled far and wide to do this."
Wonderful! the guy thought. The third one said to him "I knew how much you liked my looks, and what you liked, so I spent the money on improving my looks even further, by buying clothes and perfumes and skin care things for myself..." And he was indeed impressed by her looks at the end of the year.
But he still was no nearer to deciding which one he should marry!
So, what the heck, he says to himself.......and married the one with the biggest boobs!