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In a bid to eradicate the spread of Bird Flu Virus, the Irish Air Force has this morning, bombed the "Canary Islands".

You idiot!!

Will the take out the football team known as the canaries too? And anything else bird related?

Hey!!

We irish aint as stoopid as we look....

We may drink the majority of our braincells away ....

But thats only so we can dumb ourselves down to everyone elses level...

PS: Are the different canary islands named after different species of the bird??????

Joke,

Vanessa

Or maybe we are stoopider....

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking (as you do), and discussing how stupid their wives were.

The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a freezer to keep it in."

The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!"

The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me every toime oi tink of it," he chuckles. "Moy woife just left to go on a holiday in Greece. Oy watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there. And she doesn't even have a penis!"

Perhaps its the egyptians that wear the stupid hat....

Paddy English man Paddy Irish man Paddy Scots man and Paddy Egyptian all went to a saucerer, he had 4 playground slides. "Slide down these slides and whatever u say u will land in !" So Paddy English man slid down and said gold, so he landed in a pot of gold. Paddy Irish man went down and said silver, so he landed in a pot of silver. Paddy Scots man went down and said bronze, so he landed in a pot of bronze. Paddy Egyptian man went down and said wee! So he landed in a pot of wee.