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Woman claims ownership of the Sun Nov 30, 2010
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Nov 30, 2010
OH crap ! ,I so wanted to do that, Ok I CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF GALAXY ANDROMEDA , READ IT AND WEEP :)
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Nov 30, 2010
what doesn't women claims :lol:
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I'm heading a class action for compesation for all the sun burn and skin cancer caused by her sun ! Also can she shine it a little less here, had enough already !!!!

P.S : I am claiming ownership of the entire universe, save for the sun, too many legal complications with that !
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Re: Woman claims ownership of the Sun Dec 02, 2010
What a fruit loop! Yeah can I sue her for radiation exposure?

-- Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:17 am --

uaekid wrote:what doesn't women claims :lol:


That makes zero sense Kid!

'What doesn't a woman claim'

'What don't women claim'
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Re: Woman claims ownership of the Sun Dec 02, 2010
Does that include page 3?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: Woman claims ownership of the Sun Dec 02, 2010
Dubai Knight wrote:Does that include page 3?

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Knight


Do they still have that?
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Yes, this is a good story and it's also nice that she very generously wants to give most of the royalties collected from the sun to charity. Trouble is that possession is 9/10th's of the law. If she can't take posession of her new sun, then how is she going to get any enforcment?

Incedently the man who has been selling realestate on the moon is brilliant. I'm planning on buying my children some realestate on the moon to get them thinking about science and legal concepts.

Anyway Zubber, of you're serious, there is definatly a business opportunity for selling the naming rights to stars and I am serious. NASA already sell the naming rights to unnamed stars, and there are already resellers who offer such value added services as making nice certificates.

If you want to get in on the intergalactic realestate market, you could try something novel like a more upmarket service to help people locate and observe their stars once they have bought the naming rights.
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Dec 02, 2010
heh thanks for the info blueshift, but right now I can't afford realestate on good ol earth, glactic realestate will have to wait.
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Dec 03, 2010
WHAT !!! BM has claimed the Sun ... on consideration not so far a leap, as she does think it shines out of her [edited]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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viking-warrior wrote:WHAT !!! BM has claimed the Sun ... on consideration not so far a leap, as she does think it shines out of her [edited]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


VW I have found if you don't big up yourself, no-one else does it for you. How come I keep coming up on all these random topics? I was on the French one last night! :bounce:
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Re: Woman claims ownership of the Sun Dec 04, 2010
I suppose she can always go and visit her new real estate...

but only at night!

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Re: Woman claims ownership of the Sun Dec 04, 2010
haha , yes as soon as she gets within half a million miles of the sun, she will be instantly vaporized, :lol:
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Dec 04, 2010
And the world will sigh, a sigh of relief ! :shock:
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Dec 04, 2010
desertdudeshj wrote:And the world will sigh, a sigh of relief ! :shock:


Just a sigh of relief Munchkin? :wink:
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Re: Woman claims ownership of the Sun Dec 06, 2010
That's nothing; I sold it to her - and made a profit!
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Dec 06, 2010
She did not buy it, she claimed it ;)
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Re: Woman Claims Ownership Of The Sun Dec 06, 2010
Yeah, but did she read the small print on the contract ....

5% to RERA, 5% to the "agency agent" 5% to her buying agent, 25% to her lokal lawyer to expedite the deal.

It now transpires that her lokal partner has taken 51% of it so in fact she owns actually only 9% of it.

Build in the cost of borrowing and the bank will own her share in about 2 years ......

Ah life in Dubai, god I miss it, not a lot. :lol:
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