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I am happy to report that the doors are about to open at the new and improved “Offendatorium”.

We thank you for visiting the “Offedatorium” which proudly serves the forum community worldwide.

You have come to the right place if you;

1. Are easily offended
2. Are an offender
3. Know someone who is or was offended
4. Know someone who is or was an offender
5. Or just someone who would like to visit any of the above.

At the Offendatorium we will help you in the following ways;

a) Will strengthen your back-bone.
b) Will advice you on the absorption coefficient of duck feathers.
c) Will assist in realizing that no matter how many posts you make your chances of changing the mind of a “cyber identity” are slim to none.

We will begin admitting “guests” as soon as we find location, accommodation, food, pricing, instruction, seminars that are not “offensive”.

In the meantime all comments towards making this venture are welcome.

And please do have an offense-free day…

By the way, there are commission for any referal of candidates for residency at the Offendatorium

ROFLMAO!!! One question: is a visa required????

Bora Bora wrote:ROFLMAO!!! One question: is a visa required????

Would not want to offend Master Card.

Ambassador, please can I be considered for a managerial position? I have a Visa Card a Mastercard and an Amex, so I can't offend anyone there. I'm never offended but some say, an offender and I have someone else, close to me, that is considered an offender too, so I qualify at 2 and 4 of the above. AND I will be able to proof read all your advertising material! I'm white and blonde so will fit into your new Dubai venture well. I have various local connections and can get you a sponser at well below the going rates. will you provide a company car? I only drive BM's

Bethsmum wrote:Ambassador, please can I be considered for a managerial position? I have a Visa Card a Mastercard and an Amex, so I can't offend anyone there. I'm never offended but some say, an offender and I have someone else, close to me, that is considered an offender too, so I qualify at 2 and 4 of the above. AND I will be able to proof read all your advertising material! I'm white and blonde so will fit into your new Dubai venture well. I have various local connections and can get you a sponser at well below the going rates. will you provide a company car? I only drive BM's

Regrettably we cannot hire as a proofreader someone who cannot spell "sponsor" but take no offense and we will keep your CV and requirements on file...I'm sure we can find another position for a blond...

Ambassador, I promise to get my spellchecker fixed! I just thought that if I was an employee rather that an inmate I could be rehabilitated on the job, so to speak. What other position can you offer me? BTW I do hope you are male, I'm still not sure.

Bethsmum wrote:. What other position can you offer me?

Will be back on that after consulting with Ms. Sutra...

Ambassador wrote:

Bethsmum wrote:. What other position can you offer me?

Will be back on that after consulting with Ms. Sutra...

I've heard about this Karma carry on!

This Offendatorium company is great. I heard back from Ms. Sutra and you are in luck; there are at least 64 available.

*shuffles the CV's for a second look*

Do you have an opening for a repeat offender?



Knight