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1. Men are like ..Laxatives...They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ...Bananas...The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .Weather.... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ...Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials... You can't believe all they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .Government Bonds... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .Snowstorms... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ...Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like .Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Excellent mr x

so true especially the 2nd one

cadmus wrote:so true especially the 2nd one

Ha ha! Guess GAB will be reconsidering now.

4,6,8

haha Gud one!

kanelli wrote:

cadmus wrote:so true especially the 2nd one

Ha ha! Guess GAB will be reconsidering now.

to you, with knobs on and no returns

4,6,9,10 really true

If men are like parking spots....how many of the intelligents are eligible on this forum????

men are like HP

That was brilliant!

Chocoholic wrote:That was brilliant!

Thanks choco

Not you HP, the thing about men! Darn it, I new I should've written that after the comment as I knew you'd take the compliment.

When am I ever going to compliment you on anything - when hell freezes over!

HP wrote:men are like HP

exceptions prove the rule..

so true especially the 2nd one

PMSL

Good one cadmus!!

Nice post!!

Quote:
so true especially the 2nd one
PMSL

Good one cadmus!!

Nice post!!

Arnei you are finished

His new avatar is not helping!!

cadmus wrote:

Quote:
so true especially the 2nd one
PMSL

Good one cadmus!!

Nice post!!

Arnei you are finished

Yeah guys that's the reason Arnie is online most of the time. Arnie do u know of a blue pill that can revitalise the banana ask Liban....

Chocoholic wrote:Not you HP, the thing about men! Darn it, I new I should've written that after the comment as I knew you'd take the compliment.

When am I ever going to compliment you on anything - when hell freezes over!

Choco

I never sought your compliment or the compliment of someone else in this forum. I hate democracy ,because in democracy ,51 fools rule over 49 wise .

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry
hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,leg
cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone.

Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo
With 43 added vitamins

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner
enhanced with real passion fruit.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for
10 minutes until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa
cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower.

Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower and stand on bathmat.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
towel on head.

If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.


How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge ofthe bed
and leave them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom.

If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her
making the 'woo-woo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror.

Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower

Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.

Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butthairs stuck
on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower. Avoid bathmat.

Dry off forearms and butt only.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was
hanging out of tub the whole time.

Admire wiener size in mirror again. Shake it to watch
water fly off.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,light
and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her
and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed.

If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the
truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.

Have a great day! And, "woo woo"!!!

PMSL

ROFTML.....nice stuff dude

And now we know why shower gel is so much more popular than bars of soap.

Hahahaha Hilarious - so true! Men never wash the hairs out the bash or shower either - eewwwww!

Alyapal wrote:Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower

ewww, u guys do all that?? grosss

No HP I have experience of living with many men! Sadly I suspect you've never shared a shower with anyone, but your rubber duck!

easternjewel wrote:

Alyapal wrote:Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse
them off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower

ewww, u guys do all that?? grosss

well baby ask ur bf... check out his armpits.........

sniper420 wrote:
... check out his armpits.........

theyr much pleasent then your face