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Bethsmum wrote:As I said Bora, you are flogging a dead horse now.
dubaidog wrote:Damn, a guy steps out for the afternoon to check on the new flat and all heck breaks loose!
Bora Bora wrote:dubaidog wrote:Damn, a guy steps out for the afternoon to check on the new flat and all heck breaks loose!
A few minutes reading can catch you up. How did it go with the flat?
dubaidog wrote:Bora Bora wrote:dubaidog wrote:Damn, a guy steps out for the afternoon to check on the new flat and all heck breaks loose!
A few minutes reading can catch you up. How did it go with the flat?
Went good, actually, thanks for asking. Just popped by to have a look that all was good and grab the key card thingy. Too busy today to get anything in there, but will-do tomorrow. Hopefully have all the stuff in it's spot before Mrs. DD finishes work. The cleaning service was there, and it was spotless, so that is a real plus! For a couple that has down-sized, we sure have a lot of crap after looking around! I guess most is my work stuff, but should only take a short time to get sorted.
I sure hope I can fit my speakers through the door.
drewpeacock wrote:Word of the day "STATIC"!
-- Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:17 pm --viking-warrior wrote:BB, I think you will find that he was using a comedic tool called a Double Entendre, (the use of the word tool in this sentence is also a double entendre, both to communicate what Drew was doing at the time (his tool!), and as to how he represents himself (a tool) ....)
Be kind to him he is, how you say in Eenglich, special, yes and immpprressiioonnible ....
No need for the CAPS in "Double Entendre". tool.
Or what do they snakker i Norsk, dicken? knoben! ingenting!
Bora Bora wrote:Oh, BM, I'm really not interested in hearing about your friend's personal experience with the ape. I don't believe in cruelty to animals.
Bethsmum wrote:Bora Bora wrote:Oh, BM, I'm really not interested in hearing about your friend's personal experience with the ape. I don't believe in cruelty to animals.
Ahhh Bora I see you are having a sense of humour failure. I said it was a joke about a woman and an ape, not a real life situation. What's up with you today, has Drew got up your nose? Don't take these things so seriously! Loosen up and have some fun. Lifes too short.
viking-warrior wrote:"Or what do they say in Norwegian, d1ck? knob! nothing!"
Perhaps needs some explanation for the rest of us not on medication !
Sorry too busy riting for internotinal pube lications - I could not give a flying love about spelling or grammer on here, its the very nature of an international forum such as this, however neither Melika or even UAEKid are native English speakers and frankly don't deserve to be hacked down for spelling, and certainly not by some fat northern bird.
Nuff said, end of, geezer
hejdå
viking-warrior wrote:drewpeacock wrote:Word of the day "STATIC"!
-- Thu Oct 14, 2010 4:17 pm --viking-warrior wrote:BB, I think you will find that he was using a comedic tool called a Double Entendre, (the use of the word tool in this sentence is also a double entendre, both to communicate what Drew was doing at the time (his tool!), and as to how he represents himself (a tool) ....)
Be kind to him he is, how you say in Eenglich, special, yes and immpprressiioonnible ....
No need for the CAPS in "Double Entendre". tool.
Or what do they snakker i Norsk, dicken? knoben! ingenting!
"Or what do they say in Norwegian, d1ck? knob! nothing!"
Perhaps needs some explanation for the rest of us not on medication !
Sorry too busy riting for internotinal pube lications - I could not give a flying love about spelling or grammer on here, its the very nature of an international forum such as this, however neither Melika or even UAEKid are native English speakers and frankly don't deserve to be hacked down for spelling, and certainly not by some fat northern bird.
Nuff said, end of, geezerhejdå
Bethsmum wrote:[Well VW you seem to be under the impression I am fat! That's a new one on me! But having said that I could go on a diet and be as slim as i wanted in, say, 2 months, but you, unfortunately, will always have a small p*ick, and will have to live with that forever, what a shame!
Tom Jones wrote:Bethsmum wrote:[Well VW you seem to be under the impression I am fat! That's a new one on me! But having said that I could go on a diet and be as slim as i wanted in, say, 2 months, but you, unfortunately, will always have a small p*ick, and will have to live with that forever, what a shame!
Not according to the many emails in my Junk Mail. They say they can do "P... Enlargement" now.
Not to fret VW....it can be done!!!!
viking-warrior wrote:My humble apologies, not fat, how did you put it, ah yes "curvy" or as we say in the real world, um "FAT". Bet you were down on Clarke Key wobbling away to Mica's Big Girl "diet coke and a pizza please"
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill
If you are going to paraphrase someone cleverer than yourself have the grace to acknowledge it.
And as for "Johnson" well I think it fair to say that in the presence of someone like you he could never stand to attention, let alone standeasy, would be a bit like a chipolata flopping around in a cement mixer!
Go back to buttering up the Emiratis - at least there you stand a chance
-- Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:50 pm --Tom Jones wrote:Bethsmum wrote:[Well VW you seem to be under the impression I am fat! That's a new one on me! But having said that I could go on a diet and be as slim as i wanted in, say, 2 months, but you, unfortunately, will always have a small p*ick, and will have to live with that forever, what a shame!
Not according to the many emails in my Junk Mail. They say they can do "P... Enlargement" now.
Not to fret VW....it can be done!!!!
You spying on my inbox ???
Mr. Daniels never made enough of his golden syrup to make me want to !
Tom Jones wrote:Bethsmum wrote:[Well VW you seem to be under the impression I am fat! That's a new one on me! But having said that I could go on a diet and be as slim as i wanted in, say, 2 months, but you, unfortunately, will always have a small p*ick, and will have to live with that forever, what a shame!
Not according to the many emails in my Junk Mail. They say they can do "P... Enlargement" now.
Not to fret VW....it can be done!!!!
Bethsmum wrote:You know what they say, once you have an Emirati, you never go back.
viking-warrior wrote:Bethsmum wrote:You know what they say, once you have an Emirati, you never go back.
You must have been drunk on Cinzano again, the saying is "Once you have had an Emirati, you'll never get rid of that nasty rash"
melika969 wrote:viking-warrior wrote:"Or what do they say in Norwegian, d1ck? knob! nothing!"
Perhaps needs some explanation for the rest of us not on medication !
Sorry too busy riting for internotinal pube lications - I could not give a flying love about spelling or grammer on here, its the very nature of an international forum such as this, however neither Melika or even UAEKid are native English speakers and frankly don't deserve to be hacked down for spelling, and certainly not by some fat northern bird.
Nuff said, end of, geezer
hejdå
Nice catch VW! thanks! well the thing is criticizing others because of their spelling is too cheap, specially for someone whose writing is full of misspells and as u mentioned supposed to be a native English speaker !
viking-warrior wrote:Bethsmum wrote:You know what they say, once you have an Emirati, you never go back.
You must have been drunk on Cinzano again, the saying is "Once you have had an Emirati, you'll never get rid of that nasty rash"
herve wrote:viking-warrior wrote:Bethsmum wrote:You know what they say, once you have an Emirati, you never go back.
You must have been drunk on Cinzano again, the saying is "Once you have had an Emirati, you'll never get rid of that nasty rash"
I also heard, once with an Emirati, you ll never stop using electric tooth brushes
Bethsmum wrote:melika969 wrote:viking-warrior wrote:"Or what do they say in Norwegian, d1ck? knob! nothing!"
Perhaps needs some explanation for the rest of us not on medication !
Sorry too busy riting for internotinal pube lications - I could not give a flying love about spelling or grammer on here, its the very nature of an international forum such as this, however neither Melika or even UAEKid are native English speakers and frankly don't deserve to be hacked down for spelling, and certainly not by some fat northern bird.
Nuff said, end of, geezer
hejdå
Nice catch VW! thanks! well the thing is criticizing others because of their spelling is too cheap, specially for someone whose writing is full of misspells and as u mentioned supposed to be a native English speaker !
here comes Mel, bringing up the rear as usual ! Keep plugging away Mel, I realise lfe can be difficult when you are rolled out occassionaly for your brothers and cousins amusement but stick in there!
Bethsmum wrote:here comes Mel, bringing up the rear as usual ! Keep plugging away Mel, I realise lfe can be difficult when you are rolled out occassionaly for your brothers and cousins amusement but stick in there!
Bethsmum wrote:
Sorry Herve, do what?