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which for the more educated translates into....

Hot chilli pepper...

and when this liquid comes into contact with any humanbeing it instantly turns them into a zombie

which brings us around to something that seems to have been creeping into WJ's daily thoughts, the constant threat of Zombies and all that they....

are becoming more in quantities has motivated the human being to build underground cities

from where the fight to eradicate them is being fought in earnest, unfortunately the one person who was thought to be a leader in the fight has now been found out as an informant, and she is known as....

Bob........

who used to live in the jungle and was accompanied by wolves and boar...

until it occured to him that much more could be done with his life, so he decided that the time had come for him to join the fight adainst....

zombies?

and all of the bad things that are associated with these ghostly fiends. He then had to think who he could recruit as his partner in this fight....

Until...

Dillon made it obvious that he was the most suitable candidate, which leads us to.....

His pedigree? ...

that did not belong in the rabbit DNA that was associated with his mating partner who is............

Bugs Bunny, but what is worse...

is that his known associates are less than welcome in certain circles, so much so that....

Due to the insecurities and superstitious beliefs of the endemic population, and in particular their council members, rumours of conspiracy theories were never ending, thus creating an enigma surrounding the (allegedly homosexual and mutant) Rabbit and his associates, making them ideal candidates for the job at hand. Without further ado they made contact with Bob, when suddenly, out of the blue, came …

Bethsmum, who having had some close contact with the rabbit was absolutely adamant that the rumours him being a devient were not true at all, so much so that she was willing to....

Challenge the most neophobic of all the Council members, Sage & Onion, who, it was also rumoured was the leader of the Zombies! His charade was slowly becoming plain for all to see, he just couldn’t contain his alter ego and by that evening … (BTW it’s adamant!)

Sage had finally surcummed to the charms of BM, who was too much for him to handle and left him for dead. Luckily for him, he was rescued by...

his zombie minions who wrapped him in gauze and stuck him in a vat of pickles to recover from BM's vicious vixen-ness. Sage spent 12 hrs stewing over a suitable revenge. When he emerged from his vinegary vat, he gathered his army of zombies and hatched his plan...

Of finding BM. Finally he found her hiding in a manhole. He and his zombies(!!) pulled her out and chopped her head off to rescue the world of black magic! While the entire city was applauding their act, they noticed a little rabbit crying breathlessly close to them. The rabbit came to Sage and said: please, Please…

Sage, give me back BM's head! She is indeed Queen of Black Magic and has cast her spell over you all on DF. If we don't make BM whole again who will remove the spell that makes all of the posters on DF appear retarded? If we hurry we can use Mel's prit stick to mend BM. I can save you all but you need to pursaude Mel to give up her prit stick now, I know she has special needs, Sage, but...

try to find it in your heart to release her to me, with my special powers I can bring her back and make sure she does what is in her power, I will also be able to control her in the future and you will see a much calmer person emerge, someone you will be proud of, she will even.....

disclose the extent of my special powers over women. so that you Sage, in time, could learn to be..

Human again, Dillon played along with this charade, he knew BM would grow another head and in doing so would become more powerful than before, he was just playing for time, meanwhile …

on the other side of town close to Mall of the Emirates their appeared to be a......

Pet Shop, and there were a few suspicious characters hanging around outside the shop peering in the windows at the puppies and kittens within, I wonder what they were thinking …

it was at this moment that Dillon appeared, well known for his Bunny Powers, having being drafted in by the Pet Patrol to try and get to the bottom of this very strange activity, he was accompanied by BM and her....