bonk wrote:Dubai Knight wrote:Just as long as both parties are aware of 'The Rules'
There are rules? Ah .... hmmmm ....
And, er, what are they?
'The Rules' are simple:
1. We are together for mutual fun. Nothing else.
2. You don't have to phone me and I don't have to phone you every half hour to whisper sweet nothings.
3. In fact, you only have to phone me to arrange the next rendezvous or talk dirty.
4. This does not constitute a 'contract' or 'agreement' between us.
5. I will not update my Facebook status to 'In a relationship' or even 'Its complicated'.
6. I don't want to know if Cheryl in your office has 2 sugars in her tea or if the new blue shoes you bought match your handbag perfectly, this is not the minutiae of our relationship.
7. No gimp suits
8. You don't need to meet my friends
9. I don't need to meet yours
10. If either of us is too busy or too tired one evening, is absolutely fine. There is no obligation either way. I am delighted that you have something in your life that is more important to you.
11. No clothes in my wardrobe. None of mine in yours.
These rules can be adapted, updated, abridged, edited or supplemented according to the persons involved.
Knight