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Bethsmum wrote: I see you're a strictly one on one rabbit.

Bunny girls?

hopefully not Bunny boys?!



Knight

Now this is being taken out of context Knight. Please don't think I'm suggesting for one minute a 3 in a bed situation. That would only arise with BM if it included David beckham.

Dubai Knight wrote:

Bethsmum wrote: I see you're a strictly one on one rabbit.

Bunny girls?

hopefully not Bunny boys?!



Knight

Straight as a die, and truer than true, heterosexual? I defined the word, think of Lord Flashheart in Blackadder then you've got the idea There’s a saying up in my neck of the woods, ‘There’s nowt so queer as folk’ in this context, queer means funny, strange or unusual, and the only definition within MY comfort zone

And all because DP wants his toys in the middle. On hind sight I bet he didn't mean cuddly toys anyway. My mistake and apologies to Dillon for the doubt that knight has cast on his manhood. A bigger insult you couldn't get in his neck of the woods.

, The images in my mind’s eye, whether from a cuddly toy, adult toy or a participant in a ménage á trios (where the males out number the females of course!) perspective were, shall we say, soul destroying I fear I’m scarred for life, does anyone know of a good PTSD consultant?

Ah Ha a typical man! I note the phrase 'where the males outnumber the females of course'.

Is that a canoe in your pants or are you just pleased to see me "Flashman Black Adder episode 11".

Best chat up line ever

"I love my plane, she's like a woman...get up in her nine times a day and take her to heaven! Whuff!"



Knight

"Why don’t I have any underwear? Because the pants haven't been built yet that'll take the job on!"

An ex boyfriend once whispered to me that his c*ck was like a computer. OOH says BM, lots of RAM and hard drive? No says he, microsoft with a virus.

Flashheart: Ha! Eat knuckle, fritz! [punches blackadder] Ugh! How ing. A bosh on the sole of my boot. I shall have to find a patch of grass to wipe it on! Probably get shunned in the officers' mess; sorry about the pong you fellas, trodded in a bosh and couldn't get rid of the whiff!
Blackadder: [getting up] Do you think we could dispense from the hilarious doggie doo metaphor for a moment. I'm not a bosh, this is a British trench.
Flashheart: Is it? Well, that's a piece of luck. Thought I'd landed sausage side. Ha! Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls would kill themselves. I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face, woof!

And they say romance is dead.

if you really fall in love long relationship is intolerable ...

Whuff! laughed my bollocks of at you guys..................brill

drewpeacock wrote:Whuff! laughed my bollocks of at you guys..................brill

Obviously we are sad muppets who spend their lives memorising old comedy shows!

You want to hear the Monty Python Parrot sketch?



Knight