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1.) when a girl keeps looking at you they want you to kiss them
2.) we want you to call us not us call u
3.)when we say we want a break dosnt mean we dumbed you we just want to see if you disier us as much as we do to u
4.) just because we dated alot of guyz dosnt mean we are whores it just means we havent found the right guy
5.) when a girl hugz you they want a real long hug and then a kiss
6.) when its raining turn around and kiss us for awhile
7.) cuddle with us as much as you can
8.) when we are staring out in space we are day dreaming about you
9.) say a girl is beautiful not hot or sexy beautiful it means alot more to us
10.) we love to get gifts like teady bears or flowers it means alot to us
11.) sweep us off of our feet or do what ever you can
and let us know that you REALLY love us
12.) take us places to meet your friends or just to spend time with us

awsssum owwsum owwwsummmm agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wilfred wrote:4.) just because we slept with alot of guyz dosnt mean we are whores it just means we havent found the right guy

if a single key can open many locks, it's a master key. if many keys can open a single lock, it's a crappy lock.

wilfred wrote:1.) when a girl keeps looking at you they want you to kiss them

...Or you have spinach on your teeth and are incredibly ugly

]2.) we want you to call us not us call u

...Because its cheaper that way

3.)when we say we want a break dosnt mean we dumbed you we just want to see if you disier us as much as we do to u

and we fancy another guy more than you so go take a hike...

4.) just because we dated alot of guyz dosnt mean we are whores it just means we havent found the right guy

and will keep looking until the dumb rich fool turns up

]5.) when a girl hugz you they want a real long hug and then a kiss

unless we are hugging you out of sympathy or are trying to feel how big your wallet is

6.) when its raining turn around and kiss us for awhile

Yeah right! Just stand close because you can hold the umbrella, slave!

]7.) cuddle with us as much as you can

But don't get used to it because you are invading my space and I need to go shopping with your credit card

8.) when we are staring out in space we are day dreaming about you

Or someone else, or a new pair of shoes, or a handbag...

9.) say a girl is beautiful not hot or sexy beautiful it means alot more to us

As it gives us the opportunity to tell you get lost and bother someone else, loser!

10.) we love to get gifts like teady bears or flowers it means alot to us

But diamonds, gold, BMW's, exclusive furnished apartments and holidays without you that you have paid for mean a LOT more!

11.) sweep us off of our feet or do what ever you can

As it gives us a great court case for physical assault and lots of money in damages...

and let us know that you REALLY love us

by making that BMW a Mercedes!

12.) take us places to meet your friends or just to spend time with us

As long as they are expensive places with champagne and all your friends are hot so we can flirt with them and then dump you, you sad muppet!

Reality vs fantasy!



Knight

Inches

"6 things a guy wants " but wont tell us girls apparently, I wrote only 6 cause giving you guys 12 would be selfish

"A full shelf just for us in the medicine cabinet."
Not a two-inch-wide slot -- a whole, wall-to-wall shelf. Rescuing our razor from an avalanche of lipstick, Secret sticks, and those triangle sponge thingies is not the most fun way to start the morning. And by the way, what the hell are those triangle things for? Are you playing blocks in there?

"A free pass to skip some boring get-together."
We think your family is great. Really. How could we have anything less than affection for your brothers, sisters, and, of course, your parents, the people who raised the woman we love and adore? But here's the thing: We also love and adore lying on the couch, when the only sounds in the house are a televised baseball game and our snores. It's nothing personal, but a Saturday afternoon of pure vegetation, as opposed to making small talk at your niece's birthday party, would be the greatest gift ever

"More girls' nights out."
Yep, you heard us right -- because when you go out with your best buddies, you recharge your batteries, blow off some steam, and come home a happy camper. And when you're happy, we're happy. (Plus, we all know what a few cosmos do to you when the lights click off. Growl!) And, okay, on a much less charitable note, it gives us much-needed ammunition for that "Can I spend the weekend with my buddies in Vegas?" request we'll be making in a few months.

"To be told how manly we are when we fix something."
Even if we're only changing a lightbulb, fawn over us as if we were a greased-up Ty Pennington who just added a 4,000-square-foot walk-in closet to your bedroom. "Nothing makes a guy feel like more of a man than when his woman hands him a cold beer after he's been working hard

"Someone else taking out the garbage."
Dragging that stinking Hefty bag out to the curb before the health department declares your kitchen a biohazard might seem like a small thing, but in case you haven't realized, guys are lazy b£st%rds. Discovering that a dreaded chore has already been done is like finding a brand-new bike under the Christmas tree. We might not notice that you cut four inches off your hair and dyed it blonde, but we will notice this. And we will reciprocate. Expect us to bring you a glass of water in bed before you ask. Expect us to pick those socks up off the floor. Because if The Sopranos has taught us anything, it's that when someone does you a favor, you return it.

"More nagging."
That may sound like a pile of what your neighbor's poodle left on your lawn, but honestly, there is such a thing as good nagging. If it weren't for you staying on top of how we eat, drink, and dress, most dudes would subsist on pizza and beer and live in sweatpants. We may grumble and moan about your pestering, but at the end of the day, we know that you're just looking out for us, and though we'll never admit it, that makes us feel pretty great.

All wrong.

Guys only want one thing!

We spend 9 months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in!



Knight

True DK but I copyied and pasted that off an american site so enough said

i did all that, but my ex still chart. so what's the point of doing it?

Dubai Knight wrote:

wilfred wrote:1.) when a girl keeps looking at you they want you to kiss them

...Or you have spinach on your teeth and are incredibly ugly

]2.) we want you to call us not us call u

...Because its cheaper that way

3.)when we say we want a break dosnt mean we dumbed you we just want to see if you disier us as much as we do to u

and we fancy another guy more than you so go take a hike...

4.) just because we dated alot of guyz dosnt mean we are whores it just means we havent found the right guy

and will keep looking until the dumb rich fool turns up

]5.) when a girl hugz you they want a real long hug and then a kiss

unless we are hugging you out of sympathy or are trying to feel how big your wallet is

6.) when its raining turn around and kiss us for awhile

Yeah right! Just stand close because you can hold the umbrella, slave!

]7.) cuddle with us as much as you can

But don't get used to it because you are invading my space and I need to go shopping with your credit card

8.) when we are staring out in space we are day dreaming about you

Or someone else, or a new pair of shoes, or a handbag...

9.) say a girl is beautiful not hot or sexy beautiful it means alot more to us

As it gives us the opportunity to tell you get lost and bother someone else, loser!

10.) we love to get gifts like teady bears or flowers it means alot to us

But diamonds, gold, BMW's, exclusive furnished apartments and holidays without you that you have paid for mean a LOT more!

11.) sweep us off of our feet or do what ever you can

As it gives us a great court case for physical assault and lots of money in damages...

and let us know that you REALLY love us

by making that BMW a Mercedes!

12.) take us places to meet your friends or just to spend time with us

As long as they are expensive places with champagne and all your friends are hot so we can flirt with them and then dump you, you sad muppet!

Reality vs fantasy!



Knight

Women work the same way in the US.

Newsflash: women work that way everywhere!



Knight

we never try to solve them (: ...

Mecruh wrote:we never try to solve them (: ...

The man who ever actually finally understands them will be a billionaire.



Knight

this is possible ^ ^ ...

Mecruh wrote:this is possible ^ ^ ...

Not in this universe...



Knight