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New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 22, 2010
Perhaps Shafique is a bit shy about this, but apparently he implemented a new forum rule: no more off topic posts. Or he WILL delete (obviously, this only apllies to the subforums where he is modding)!

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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 22, 2010
I have a fish that can ride a bicycle...

8) 8) 8)

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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 22, 2010
^ wow, I'd pay to see that!

;)

Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 22, 2010
shafique wrote:^ wow, I'd pay to see that!

;)

Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
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Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 22, 2010
Flying Dutchman wrote:Perhaps Shafique is a bit shy about this, but apparently he implemented a new forum rule: no more off topic posts. Or he WILL delete (obviously, this only apllies to the subforums where he is modding)!


:lol: Don't worry, we will handle his post slaughtering!! ;)
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 22, 2010
sage & onion wrote:
Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?


Babel fish, grilled with a dash of lemon.
:mrgreen:
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 22, 2010
Ice cold Lemon Tea is great on a hot day :alien:
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 22, 2010
The weekends over !
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
Shafster completely lost it, so I will post it here. Not in the threads that he is constantly editing and deleting posts out off. Here is a safe zone from Shafique I hope. :D

desertdudeshj wrote:Oh this is going to be fun New Mod Vs Old Mod. :D :happy1:


I am rooting for Melika, not the little man (which is not a reference to his manlihood). :D
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I'm rooting for Chuck Norris ;)

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Many root vegetables are good for your health
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
Chuck Norris practices deep breathing techniques for good health.

In fact - the weather isnt changing, its just Chuck Norris breathing.
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
Take a breather Shaffy. I notice you are replying to posts, then delete them again, then you reply again, then you delete your posts again.

breathe in...breathe out...
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Running on the spot can get the pounds off
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
Chuck Norris does not run, instead he simply slows the earth's rotation as he walks.
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
Flying Dutchman wrote:Take a breather Shaffy. I notice you are replying to posts, then delete them again, then you reply again, then you delete your posts again.

breathe in...breathe out...


Yeah u should see, he replies the he deletes, then he deletes and again replies!

now he just deleted everything, just remained some of his own posts, which I deletd for him, it was look like he is talking to himself! :lol:
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
Is that what I feel at times when I am walking, thanks for the clarification Shaf :D
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
You're welcome S&O ;)

Did you know:
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take sh*t from anyone?
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
Perhaps it is seeing beyond the obvious - seeing things that are hidden to others.... like finding Waldo.

And we all know - Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding! ;)
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
sage & onion wrote:Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?


Now I know where the saying " I dont give a flying fu@k " comes from :D
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
^ :mrgreen:

Which reminds me - Chuck Norris once delivered a flying kick to a horse's chin. Now its descendants are known as Giraffes.

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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
sage & onion wrote:
shafique wrote:^ wow, I'd pay to see that!

;)

Bwa ha ha.

But Chuck Norris can drown a fish!

Cheers,
Shafique


Which kind of fish? and how would it be cooked?


I think I have a Tasty meal for you. Watch the cook serve 'fishy' food. :mrgreen:

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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
sage & onion wrote:Training is a wonderful thing, I wonder what a Dutchman who flies is trained in?


Enough to know not to blindly follow the line `the law is the law´

or as the nazi´s put it:

Ein Befehl ist ein Befehl.
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany, but we've also not seen any proof that S&O is NOT a nazi. Hmmm..

Chuck Norris should investigate. :)
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
Lemme help you with this Shaf, Since your the religon Mod and all. Maybe they would be better fitting there ?

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
;)

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Re: New forum rule? Stay on topic! May 23, 2010
shafique wrote:^ :mrgreen:

Which reminds me - Chuck Norris once delivered a flying kick to a horse's chin. Now its descendants are known as Giraffes.

Cheers,
Shafique


Wonderful :mrgreen: :wink:
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Re: New Forum Rule? Stay On Topic! May 23, 2010
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun !

Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom. Which he then injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
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