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BB, what a terrible rhyme !!
Watch the syllable COUNT every time !!
Eight ,eight or nine,nine,
Then five in this line,
This eight makes this limerick chime !!!

I can tell you , I am not senile,
Nor suff'ring in any way penile!
How are your t*ts?
Still got the sh*ts?
Stick a cork right up your rectile !!!!!

How to do limericks says the old fart,
Who on occasion has called me a tart.
Who cares if it's eight or nine?
My limericks are just fine.
The old fart needs a Viagra jump start.

BB thinks I'm actually past it,
But Sixties ain't old....not a bit!
Who needs Viagra?
I'm non-stop like Niagara,
'Cept I flow up, not down it !!

-- Mon May 03, 2010 1:20 pm --

BB cannot count up to nine,
For the syllable count in each line,
If a line is too long,
The rhyme is just wrong,
It won't flow on the tongue like good wine !!