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This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is that BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms as you read.......

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy > fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!

check it out on RK's new site

www.visit-bbc70s-comedies.com

Remember Kenny Everett, and his character - "Cupid Stunt". Likewise, this appeared to go either un-noticed or un-challenged.

Some of the comedy of the 70s and 80s was, like you say, absolute genius.

BlueOrb wrote:Remember Kenny Everett, and his character - "Cupid Stunt". Likewise, this appeared to go either un-noticed or un-challenged.

Some of the comedy of the 70s and 80s was, like you say, absolute genius.

My favourite was Sid Snot!

"Some people think my soles are crepe...
I don't think they are all that bad!"



Knight

So why are you all so concerned about the LAPS rooster button then?

Why would you give a SUCKING FHIT about them? Only a POZEY DRAT should get bothered by them.

-- Thu May 06, 2010 10:06 am --

Typical ...... C*CK becomes "rooster"!
So you turn your mains water off at the Stoprooster and eat "Rooster a' Leekie" soup !!
What a rooster-up !!!!

RedKite wrote:So why are you all so concerned about the LAPS rooster button then?

Why would you give a SUCKING FHIT about them? Only a POZEY DRAT should get bothered by them.

-- Thu May 06, 2010 10:06 am --

Typical ...... C*CK becomes "rooster"!
So you turn your mains water off at the Stoprooster and eat "Rooster a' Leekie" soup !!
What a rooster-up !!!!

Because you use them willy nilly you job knockey!



Knight