Where's My Nobel?

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Where's My Nobel? Oct 10, 2009
I demand my Nobel Peace Prize...

I'm leftist (which is the equivalent of being socialist these days)

I'm partially rooted in a third world country.

I believe in world peace ( which can only be achieved through world domination). Just read some of my past threads.

I promise to get toned, so that next time I'm vacationing in Hawaii, I let the media picture me topless. That I assure you will be surefire Org@sm for millions of European and American women round the world.

I promise to lie, speak in riddles and entice the world into believing that I was born in a manger and might be the only hope left in this world.

I promise for the rest of my days I shall speak and only speak whilst doing absolutely nothing else (apart from inflating my bank balance)

I promise that for many more years I shall blame George W Bush and Fox News for the various ails that plague the world today

I am a Rockstar.

And best of all I'm not White!

So dearest Nobel Comittee, do take my name into consideration next time you decide upon the winner for the Nobel Peace Prize.

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Oct 10, 2009
LOL. Very funny. I think you submit that to the Committee ASAP for consideration when they give the next round of prizes out.
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Oct 10, 2009
LOL

You are just not a president yet! ;)
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Oct 10, 2009
nice to see that some people still think straight :D
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Oct 11, 2009
yes
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Oct 11, 2009
m3dvezhonok wrote:yes


uh oh I smell trouble brewing
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Oct 11, 2009
Is there anyone here who feels that Mr Obama is a worthy candidate for the Nobel peace prize?

The best part is he was nominaed in February, just two months after he assumed his presidency.

What a farce!
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Oct 11, 2009
I don't think you can "blame" Obama for getting the Nobel Prize. Remember, there is a committee that does that.

I thought that the Nobel Prize was given for outstanding work/achievements in certain fields. As President he really hasn't accomplished anything fully, other than making gestures in the right direction to create better relations with other countries.
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Oct 11, 2009
Bora Bora wrote:I don't think you can "blame" Obama for getting the Nobel Prize. Remember, there is a committee that does that.

I thought that the Nobel Prize was given for outstanding work/achievements in certain fields. As President he really hasn't accomplished anything fully, other than making gestures in the right direction to create better relations with other countries.


Not blaming Obama, but there is a clear Geoge Bush link not only this time round but with past American winners (who were politicians) as well.
(I'll explain later)
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Oct 11, 2009
What´s next? Sarah Palin receiving the Nobel Prize for literature, because she promised to read a book soon?
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Oct 12, 2009
Lying Dutchwoman wrote:What´s next? Sarah Palin receiving the Nobel Prize for literature, because she promised to read a book soon?


Poor Palin, well she's percieved to be right, is white and is a little too honest for this league of gentlemen.

Afterall the illustrious history of Nobels included nominating Hitler whilst shunting out Gandhi.....
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Oct 12, 2009
Lying Dutchwoman wrote:What´s next? Sarah Palin receiving the Nobel Prize for literature, because she promised to read a book soon?


First she has to learn how to read!
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Oct 13, 2009
Its with obama , go n pick it up :)
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Oct 13, 2009
funmantra wrote:Its with obama , go n pick it up :)


Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for recalling part of the US troop from around the world back to America? :? So desperate.
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