I demand my Nobel Peace Prize...
I'm leftist (which is the equivalent of being socialist these days)
I'm partially rooted in a third world country.
I believe in world peace ( which can only be achieved through world domination). Just read some of my past threads.
I promise to get toned, so that next time I'm vacationing in Hawaii, I let the media picture me topless. That I assure you will be surefire Org@sm for millions of European and American women round the world.
I promise to lie, speak in riddles and entice the world into believing that I was born in a manger and might be the only hope left in this world.
I promise for the rest of my days I shall speak and only speak whilst doing absolutely nothing else (apart from inflating my bank balance)
I promise that for many more years I shall blame George W Bush and Fox News for the various ails that plague the world today
I am a Rockstar.
And best of all I'm not White!
So dearest Nobel Comittee, do take my name into consideration next time you decide upon the winner for the Nobel Peace Prize.