Funny dating story!
This happened in Dubai couple days ago.
This one fella I know goes to a party with his girlfriend. They have been dating for some time now and totally in love. Both expats, Canadians. A hour into the party scene and the girl tells him that she wants to go sheesha with some of her friends. She excuses herself and he hangs around at the place. He gets a call from one of his friends later that he saw his girlfriends car at a guy's house, who lives alone by the way. He is sure that she was cheating on him. So, my friend takes off to his house and sure enough, finds her car outside in the driveway.
He calls her a couple times but she doesnt pick up her phone. The guy pops open his trunk, pulls out his jack, and takes out her back wheel. Puts the tire in his car and just waits there. He gets a call from her, and she claims that its just way too loud in the seesha place and now she is heading home. So he asks her, "That's lovely, but how can you drive wih one tire missing?". She freaks out, runs out of house half naked and sees him standing right there beside her car. He gives her the finger, and drives off with her tire.
:p
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