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I have this friends of mine who keeps on asking how will you now if the lady, specifically the lady likes your or she's in to you?

Lebanese girls keep a special little figurine made of straw in their purse. If they like you a lot they give it to you secretly, and that's a sign that you can be together. The little figures are made by the mothers and given to the daughters in a nice ceremony when they are 17 (don't know why that age).

If you decide she is not right for you, you must pull the head off the figurine in public with your teeth, and return it to her without the head. Her mother then will make another for her to try with another guy. If a Lebanese girl has no mother to make figurines for her, she usually ends up an spinster.

It's all on Wikipedia.

she just met this girl for 3 days now

Speedhump wrote:Lebanese girls keep a special little figurine made of straw in their purse. If they like you a lot they give it to you secretly, and that's a sign that you can be together. The little figures are made by the mothers and given to the daughters in a nice ceremony when they are 17 (don't know why that age).

If you decide she is not right for you, you must pull the head off the figurine in public with your teeth, and return it to her without the head. Her mother then will make another for her to try with another guy. If a Lebanese girl has no mother to make figurines for her, she usually ends up an spinster.

It's all on Wikipedia.

PMSL!! Stop it!!!!!

@ SH
LOL.....These days if a Lebanese is interested in you she just gives you a shopping list

In my years here, Jordanians and Syrians are the prettiest and most straight forward.
Lebanese and Egyptians? You might get burnt bad!

@ Portland
Ur friend a lesbian?

Misery Called Life wrote:@ SH
LOL.....These days if a Lebanese is interested in you she just gives you a shopping list

In my years here, Jordanians and Syrians are the prettiest and most straight forward.
Lebanese and Egyptians? You might get burnt bad!

@ Portland
Ur friend a lesbian?

LOL. Good catch MCL!

Misery Called Life wrote:@ SH
LOL.....These days if a Lebanese is interested in you she just gives you a shopping list

Speedhump wrote:Lebanese girls keep a special little figurine made of straw in their purse. If they like you a lot they give it to you secretly, and that's a sign that you can be together. The little figures are made by the mothers and given to the daughters in a nice ceremony when they are 17 (don't know why that age).

If you decide she is not right for you, you must pull the head off the figurine in public with your teeth, and return it to her without the head. Her mother then will make another for her to try with another guy. If a Lebanese girl has no mother to make figurines for her, she usually ends up an spinster.

It's all on Wikipedia.

Cutlure fiction! that was Hilarious

Slightly off-topic but still funny:

Demographics

The polite term for Lebanians are "Lebs". There are many more impolite terms. The issue of Lebanese demographics is very complex and is in fact listed as one of the Hilbert problems (which, incidentally, no one can solve). Lebanesians are Phoenicians who believe they're French, which is the reason why they try to speak French. But their French ancestry has been found to be non-existant, simply because all the Mediterranean people are one in the same. It is known for its all HUNKY male population (this can be seen throughout all of downtown Beirut). Recent studies have showed that this may be due their supreme accent, A.K.A the Lebanese accent! The fastest runners in Lebanon are teenage boys trying to protect themselves from the love that surrounds them. Luckily, goats do not run so well and are a popular pastime for males. Females only exist for regular beatings and wailing.

Not my work this time, excerpt from:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lebanese

That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs.

For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away.

portland wrote:she just met this girl for 3 days now

SHE ?

Metaphor79 wrote:That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs.

For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away.

You have no idea what ur talking about, do you?

Speedhump wrote:Slightly off-topic but still funny:

Demographics

The polite term for Lebanians are "Lebs". There are many more impolite terms. The issue of Lebanese demographics is very complex and is in fact listed as one of the Hilbert problems (which, incidentally, no one can solve). Lebanesians are Phoenicians who believe they're French, which is the reason why they try to speak French. But their French ancestry has been found to be non-existant, simply because all the Mediterranean people are one in the same. It is known for its all HUNKY male population (this can be seen throughout all of downtown Beirut). Recent studies have showed that this may be due their supreme accent, A.K.A the Lebanese accent! The fastest runners in Lebanon are teenage boys trying to protect themselves from the love that surrounds them. Luckily, goats do not run so well and are a popular pastime for males. Females only exist for regular beatings and wailing.

Not my work this time, excerpt from:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lebanese

Keep it coming!

BTW I like it when Lebs speak French!

Misery Called Life wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote:That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs.

For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away.

You have no idea what ur talking about, do you?

Lebanon was established by France as a French Christian colony in the mid east- hence they try to speak French. Unfortunate for the Lebanese (SpeedHump, NOT Lebanians) and the French, the population got mixed up and now you have Christians from different sects, the Muslim Sunnis and Muslim Shiites. This mixture can never agree on any issue. This caused the civil war ( 1975-1990) and might cause another . Tremendous number of men got killed other migrated especially to Latin America. The male-female ratio got all screwed up - hence a Hilbert problem. That led to hunky spoiled guys running away from starving girls. The primetime with goats is BS.

Metaphor79 wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote:That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs.

For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away.

You have no idea what ur talking about, do you?

Lebanon was established by France as a French Christian colony in the mid east- hence they try to speak French. Unfortunate for the Lebanese (SpeedHump, NOT Lebanians)

Don't you understand humour?

Also as I said, the article was not mine.

Speedhump wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote:That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs.

For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away.

You have no idea what ur talking about, do you?

Lebanon was established by France as a French Christian colony in the mid east- hence they try to speak French. Unfortunate for the Lebanese (SpeedHump, NOT Lebanians)

Don't you understand humour?

Also as I said, the article was not mine.

I do

OK

hehehe let just cook the goat and make some stew...

Metaphor79 wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote:That's true. The 1.3 billion Chinese nation can agree and live in peace but not the few lebs.

For every Leb man there are 5 leb girls, no wonder they run away.

You have no idea what ur talking about, do you?

Lebanon was established by France as a French Christian colony in the mid east- hence they try to speak French. Unfortunate for the Lebanese (SpeedHump, NOT Lebanians) and the French, the population got mixed up and now you have Christians from different sects, the Muslim Sunnis and Muslim Shiites. This mixture can never agree on any issue. This caused the civil war ( 1975-1990) and might cause another . Tremendous number of men got killed other migrated especially to Latin America. The male-female ratio got all screwed up - hence a Hilbert problem. That led to hunky spoiled guys running away from starving girls. The primetime with goats is BS.

A para on the perceived unity of the various ethnicities in China would be great too!

LMAO @ Speedhump

They are smokin

crab!

how about the way she deal with the frind of yours! you know is she cares asks, talks friendly with him or otherwise!

Good Luck! lol

So where are all these complex Lebanese women?

Lebanese girls r pretty. But I like the Lebanese cuisine more