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I had to laugh this morning as I was driving to work. Got into Ajman and a couple of police are on the side of the road, I get requested to pull over. Licence and registration yadda yadda yadda usual stuff. The officer takes a wonder round my car, I'm like er is there a problem. He thinks about it for a few seconds, then says 'your bumper sticker' - Yes what about it? 'I don't like it' - really? And why is that? 'I don't like it!'

I have one which says Hyperlite Wakeboards and another saying Liquid Malisha.

Pffff come on man, he was basically just looking for a reason why he pulled me over in the first place. Hardly offensive stuff is it. I basically told him that unless he can give me a valid reason for the pull over and why he finds my stickers offensive, he needs to go and find something better to do! And drove off.....

Seriously, go after the nut jobs on the roads, or the guys with their entire windows blocked of with huge images of who knows what.

maybe you are cute after all and he want to get a closer look at you

they were trying to chat you up

That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

Chocoholic wrote:That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

Of course they wanted to get a closer look. Doesn't everyone lust after you?

Chocoholic wrote:That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

now u know why they always say protect yourself from unwanted attention. so i guess u better cover urself woman

Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.

Chocoholic wrote:Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.

was he singing, macho macho man?

rudeboy wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

now u know why they always say protect yourself from unwanted attention. so i guess u better cover urself woman

How is it the woman's fault? If the man can't control his desires, then HE needs to be muzzled. And you know where

rudeboy wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.

was he singing, macho macho man?

LOL - to himself or to her?

rudeboy wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Like I said, I normally do, but was in a bit of a daze on the way to work this morning, so forgot. Meh anyway the guy was a douche.

was he singing, macho macho man?

Hahaha LOL well with the day glow vest he had on, it wouldn't have been out of place.

just for the two ladies

luv it when they do the kungu fu moves

Chocoholic wrote: 'your bumper sticker' - Yes what about it? 'I don't like it' - really? And why is that? 'I don't like it!'

They sure are bored!

rudeboy wrote:just for the two ladies

luv it when they do the kungu fu moves

That's such a camp video. Looks like it was shot with a handycam in a hotel corridor outside the lifts - lol

Bora Bora wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:That's pretty much what I figured when I realised I'd forgotten to put my long sleeve on and was just wearing a little vest top.

Of course they wanted to get a closer look. Doesn't everyone lust after you?

Flipping heck you really cant help your self can you

^ But you have to agree, that reply was funny as hell.

Cant really answer kidda having never knowingly met anyone off this here forum, you never know she may be a stunner

^ Good Point. She probably is too!

Oh do i sense a poll coming on,

Oh dear that does sound kinda wrong, but i am sure that you know what i meant.

Too bad we can't have an online bikini contest!



~point taken, previously.

Methinks the ladies would protest to much

Probably, and not because it's a Muslim country either...

Peh just get them to wear the full ninja gear,least that way we could have fun guessing who's who

I admit she would beat the crap out of me. She's in a defensive mode all the time in every way. She probably even wrestles with crocodiles.



This is as close to a crocodile I will get.

Of course! I bet you wear fur too! How hideous!

Chocoholic wrote:Of course! I bet you wear fur too! How hideous!

Not in the summer I don't.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Get ready for round two of the title bout.

Lets get ready to rummmmmmmmmbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle

*Ding Ding

Not interested DD!

Awwwww......and I thought it was going to get record breaking numbers on Pay per view. And maybe the next title bout could be held at the MGM Grand but a lot of disappointed spectators now, me wants a refund on my ticket !

BTW what the hell were you doing in Ajman. I lived all my life in Shj and must have gone to Ajman maybe twice, ok a few times more. Maybe like one or twice a year at the most. Absolutely hate that place.

Maybe a early morning trip to the hole in the wall ?