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...THE PERFECT HUSBAND Jul 14, 2009
...Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
...A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
...Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more=2 0thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more=2 0thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Jul 14, 2009
Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!
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:o

he has stoled it fromz you!
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bushra21 wrote::o

he has stoled it fromz you!


that's OK, i stoleded it fromz someone elz.
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bushra21 wrote::o

he has stoled it fromz you!


How many jokes do you have of your own?
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bushra21 wrote::o

he has stoled it fromz you!


How many jokes do you have of your own?


oh hush your mouth, i dont recall quoting you in my response :x
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Jul 14, 2009
Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!!

It was an ancent joke anyway. This is funnier....and mostly true, its great being a man!!


101 uses for a man
Scientists can now grow synthetic sperm, so do we need men any more? Well, there are a few things they're still good for.....

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 669807.ece
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Speedhump wrote:Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!!


Are you taking WJ's meds hon? No wonder she's acting so strange lately.
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Bora Bora wrote:Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!


sorry dear.
I cannot check whole forum befor posting any joke. no hard feelings :wink:
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wishmaster wrote:
Bora Bora wrote:Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!


sorry dear.
I cannot check whole forum befor posting any joke. no hard feelings :wink:


that's why there is a JOKE THREAD - meaning JOKES should be posted in that thread...duh
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Jul 14, 2009
just in case ;)
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Bora Bora wrote:Please go to Sages Joke Thread. You will see that was posted a couple of weeks ago - by me!


sorry dear.
I cannot check whole forum befor posting any joke. no hard feelings :wink:


of course no hard feelings. :lol:
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Speedhump wrote:Quit with teh lolcats, kittehs!!!

It was an ancent joke anyway. This is funnier....and mostly true, its great being a man!!


101 uses for a man
Scientists can now grow synthetic sperm, so do we need men any more? Well, there are a few things they're still good for.....

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 669807.ece


Thats a good thing SH.
Now we (men) can focus more on the hobbies we really like :wink:
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Jul 14, 2009
The hobby of the Global Inveztor:
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How about the smell, Rob? Armani?
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Jul 14, 2009
Hahaha :lol:

I wonder when you would strike back after all all my battering on your nut ;)
Glad your still with us Chief :D

As long as he's happy. I'm happy.
Preferably with a filled bank account.

ps: Today's smell is Hugo ;) FYI
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- Attack of the Clowns.
- Empire strikes back.

Er... His name is Hugo. Is he global inveztor as well or your boy-friend, sorry, partner?
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Red Chief wrote:- Attack of the Clowns.
- Empire strikes back.

Er... His name is Hugo. Is he global inveztor as well or your boy-friend, sorry, partner?


focusss :D

Hugo Boss
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Sorry to Hugo. He is your Boss, not global investor. That's why you are sitting in front of his latop all night long in time he is snoring peacefully.

Anyway I like your new slippers. Your holed sox were awful.
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Red Chief wrote:Sorry to Hugo. He is your Boss, not global investor. That's why you are sitting in front of his latop all night long in time he is snoring peacefully.

Anyway I like your new slippers. Your holed sox were awful.


So what has Communism to bring today? 8)
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:pottytrain5:
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I had a 'feeling' it wasn't good :lol:
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Chief for a self-confessed homophobe you surely make a lot of gay jokes.....

I sense a closet longing somewhere....

Your Black Sea dacha 'holiday buddies' are missing you....

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Speedhump wrote:Chief for a self-confessed homophobe you surely make a lot of gay jokes.....

I sense a closet longing somewhere....

Your Black Sea dacha 'holiday buddies' are missing you....

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Closet? He's looking for the door in a warehouse.
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Jul 15, 2009
Speedy, divert your soft "experience" to Bora please because with all our jokes she is feeling left out of the equation. :)
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Red Chief wrote:Speedy, divert your soft "experience" to Bora please because with all our jokes she is feeling left out of the equation. :)


Left out? RC YOU ARE THE JOKE!!!!
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Have a sence of humour, Bora. There was nothing insulting in my post.
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Red Chief wrote:The hobby of the Global Inveztor:
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A Russian Life!


(People feel free to caption!)
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Red Chief wrote:Have a sence of humour, Bora. There was nothing insulting in my post.


:lol:
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Jul 15, 2009
To MCL
Well, You like buble gum. This one was flushed if you didn't notice. Wait, I'll give you fresher one soon. I have been chewing it for 15 minutes only.
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Jul 16, 2009
bushra21 wrote:
gcarlin37 wrote:
bushra21 wrote::o

he has stoled it fromz you!


How many jokes do you have of your own?


oh hush your mouth, i dont recall quoting you in my response :x


And I don't recall reading in the forum rules that one should post only when he is quoted.

Most of the jokes we quote or paraphrase have an unknown author. Thats only what I meant.
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