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Place: Floating bridge
Time: 6pm
Traffic: standstill

The reverse lights of the car ahead of me flashed on. Stared...blinked.. it was still on. Hit the horn.....no response..it was still on. The traffic crawled ahead and the lady moved backward and hit my car. I laughed.....I saw it coming anyway. The Indian lady got out of the car, gave me an I-will-kill look, she checked her car without giving a damn about mine... I was still laughing. No damage! she stared at me with an open-ur-eyes-you- look..... I was still laughing.

Indian female instructor + Indian female learner------ Indian LADY driver = God, please please please SAVE US ON DUBAI ROADS.

I set my case, Lord.

Metaphor79 wrote:Place: Floating bridge
Time: 6pm
Traffic: standstill

The reverse lights of the car ahead of me flashed on. Stared...blinked.. it was still on. Hit the horn.....no response..it was still on. The traffic crawled ahead and the lady moved backward and hit my car. I laughed.....I saw it coming anyway. The Indian lady got out of the car, gave me an I-will-kill look, she checked her car without giving a damn about mine... I was still laughing. No damage! she stared at me with an open-ur-eyes-you- look..... I was still laughing.

Indian female instructor + Indian female learner------ Indian LADY driver = God, please please please SAVE US ON DUBAI ROADS.

I set my case, Lord.

You must drive an old barrel

Every scratch made on my Bimmer is like asking for a dead sentence My precious... 'stroke - stroke'

Even if I was driving an Aston Martin, it was a woman.... and you just can't hit a woman. That's manly and morally illegal.

If only U could sentence vallet parking drivers who manage to skrape off paint from ur rear bumper having a PARKING SENSOR screaming into their faces.

Metaphor79 wrote:Even if I was driving an Aston Martin, it was a woman.... and you just can't hit a woman. That's manly and morally illegal.

Who's talking about molestation You nutter...

There will need to be an insurance to cover for the little scratches and dents.
But best would be to just tell the (man or woman) driving instructor to use the fokforsaken brakes on that thing. What is she there for otherwise.

ps: They do have a second brake pedal mounted, just like in Europe, right?

Metaphor79 wrote: you just can't hit a woman.

I can

Leda wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote: you just can't hit a woman.

I can

You can sit next to me in the future

Whenever there is such incident, I flabbergast the crap out them orally, till she gets all aggressive and you follow up with a beating just to finish her.

High five Leda

Adjustment: U'll sit next to me...)))

Leda wrote:Adjustment: U'll sit next to me...)))

Get 'n real you. First we'll practice if you can actually drive

Not driving my Bimmer with stilletto's. What about my expensive carpets...

I know you women

R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

Leda wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote: you just can't hit a woman.

I can

Leda, if you're a woman you sure can hit another woman.

And i like the idea of having a female bodyguard who can beat the sh!t out of other women.

You know the nuts Libyan president AlGhadafi, his bodyguards are all women.

RobbyG wrote:


Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

R U sponsoring the fines?

Leda wrote:

RobbyG wrote:


Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

R U sponsoring the fines?

@SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already!

She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo

@Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk?

Metaphor79 wrote:
Leda, if you're a woman you sure can hit another woman.

And i like the idea of having a female bodyguard who can beat the sh!t out of other women.

You know the nuts Libyan president AlGhadafi, his bodyguards are all women.

I'm very much of a woman, not that much of a body guard: Im just a dedicated fan of common sence and do not believe in modern training technologies

Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity.

I demand a common sense test for all applicants!

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote:

RobbyG wrote:


Thats more like it.
We'll try your car first...

R U sponsoring the fines?

@SH: You see Speedhump, she starts fighting already!

She's driving and I have to take out my walllet. Oh nooo

@Leda: Are you putting off your responsibilities already after some hardtalk?

Just keeping U alert... Prepared... So U do not exclude any possible way the situation developes

Metaphor79 wrote:Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity.

I demand a common sense test for all applicants!

For all humans I'd say e.g. those who pump the ABS equipped brakes...

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Nice heels you got.

Nice 'flashy' website also: http://www.christianlouboutin.com/

Metaphor79 wrote:Shouldn't there be a common sense test for ppl applying for driving license. Most of the accidents or rather I should say crashes on Dubai roads are caused by stupidity.

I demand a common sense test for all applicants!

Don't worry. Government to the rescue

http://www.uaelists.com/the-news/272-no ... ae-workers

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Nice heels you got.

Nice 'flashy' website also: http://www.christianlouboutin.com/

Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other.

Comparing cleavages: I'm not gonna be defeated.

Metaphor79 wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Nice heels you got.

Nice 'flashy' website also: http://www.christianlouboutin.com/

Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other.

Call me a girl again and you won't see to live another day

Like I sad: I'm not gonna be defeated

RobbyG wrote:

Metaphor79 wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Leda wrote:R U trying to say u mind holding my Laboutins while begging me to slow down?

Nice heels you got.

Nice 'flashy' website also: http://www.christianlouboutin.com/

Leda and RobbyG, what is it with you girls? stop teasing each other.

Call me a girl again and you won't see to live another day

Was thinking of a threesome , now feeling like throwing up

Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

Leda wrote:Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

Leda, be nice, lady!

To which one?

Leda wrote:Ah, c'mon, im sure he's attractive

You just gave away your panties hon.

Metaphor79 wrote:.. and you just can't hit a woman.

BS YOU CAN! and apart from that i havent read a thing abt a female or even a woman or anything relating to a human being