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Now in Wales the weather is cooler ,
A northerly breeze is the ruler !!
But the sun ,it doth shine,
So the weather is fine,
Nice and fresh, not a humid sweat pooler !!

If you ever think to visit Qatar ,
From Dubai, it's not very far !!
Visit-qatar.com
Will go down a bomb,
And it won't take you long in your car!!

How are things going in Dubai ?
Are things picking up ? Do they buy?
Are prices still flat ?
As flat as a mat ?
Why not market ? At least have a try !!

I've set up gold-jewellery dot net,
I hope that it pays off....you bet !!
It's on my visit-dubai,
I can only but try !!
It depends on the sales that I get !!

It is an affiliate site,
It may not succeed.....then it MIGHT!!
Have a look at the link,
It's working...I think!!
Not sure if we've got it quite right !!!!

Politicians expenses are "back",
But they've published many in black ,
Hey diddle-diddle!!
They're hiding a fiddle,
The answer is GIVE THEM THE SACK !!!

Raining cats and dogs in Shanghai;
Unlike dusty and dry Dubai;
Silent the mid night;
Night light misty white;
Four hours, the lost time yet to find.

WJ,
The last line does not rhyme. So how about?

Raining cats and dogs in Shanghai,
Unlike dusty , bone-dry Dubai ,
Silent the mid night,
Night light misty white,
Four fours .........doesn't time fly ?!!

Why not build your own site on the net ?
Then you'll find that some money you'll get ,
If you add Google Ads,
Of interest to lads,
Who may click ,even though you've not met !!

" Limericks " slips down to the base ,
So I'll write one to re-enter the race !!
Bu*ger off Gordon Brown,
and pass us that crown,
Cos we can really stay with the pace !!

Red Kite is our poet of choice,
he charms us with his Celtic voice.
His websites will mound,
and his profits abound.
One day he will drive a Rolls Royce!

You all need to "Visit Dubai",
Tell the world !! That is the cry !!
Then click on my ads,
To learn latest fads,
Millionaire ? The pigs have to fly!!!

Tell the world just to all stay at home!
To Dubai they do not have to roam!
Tell them keep all their money
or find somewhere else sunny,
tell them atlases they need to comb.

As Speedie sits on his hump,
Under his bum there's a lump ,
Is he sitting pretty,
Or is he pretty shitty ?
Is that lump a hump or a dump ??

This poet is talking of shite,
as he drools over Dubai all night.
"Don't care if it's sunny
JUST LOOK AT THE MONEY!"
Redkite's ideals are just not right.

Speedhump wrote:This poet is talking of shite,
as he drools over Dubai all night.
"Don't care if it's sunny
JUST LOOK AT THE MONEY!"
Redkite's ideals are just not right.

Welcome back!!

I could say that it's good to be back,
and in rhyme, as I have quite a knack.
My time is too short
to engage in such sport
but chatting on DF's like crack!

You should say it's good to be back
Gives you a chance to take another whack
To give in to rhyme,
Can be a waste of time
But it helps to fill in where those who lack.

Have you ever been driving fast?
I truly don't think you would last
I Hope you have money
You won't think I'm funny
A turbo kit's never too vast

New talent arrives on the scene!
As a poetess Brianna's keen.
But will RedKite come count
Her syllable amount?
His criticism can be just mean!

Some women, they like to drive fast,
To men they just will not be last.
So foot to the floor
and feel thrills to your core,
here's to women, they're simply a blast!

At last I have found the old thread,
You lot had put it to bed,
Where is my post,
That's upset the host?
Show me ! I'm here to be led !!!

-- Fri Apr 30, 2010 11:48 pm --

Where is that unsavoury rhyme,
That you have all mentioned one time?
The words have long gone!
Flushed down the John !
Where's the proof I committed a crime ????

Hellooooooooooooooooo

This thread which was a blast,
is now no more a thing of past,
cos RK's back,
and he's all stacked,
with rhymes till forever last.

Once upon a time not that long ago,
We had RedKite marking the flow,
He suddenly left,
Malfeasance and theft,
Time for RK to put up new show!

RedKite is back and still in denial
As usual claiming he's not senile
Thinks he was missed
While he was getting pissed
Trying to fix his dysfunctional penile.

Bora Bora wrote:RedKite is back and still in denial
As usual claiming he's not senile
Thinks he was missed
While he was getting pissed
Trying to fix his dysfunctional penile.

LMAO! in his face!
that limerick put him in his place
RK, frustrated in the head
his face then turns red
now watch him try to save face

Pretty good limericks guys!

At least there is one good thing about RK!

He’s bringing out a lot of other hidden talent in this forum.

Tom Jones wrote:Pretty good limericks guys!

At least there is one good thing about RK!

He’s bringing out a lot of other hidden talent in this forum.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Some poems rhyme...

But this one doesn't!



Knight

The double B's on fire,
alas DK was simply dire,
paging Red Kite,
let's begin the fight,
Or would you prefer the mire??

Those double B's are considered four-legged stinkies,
Double D's represent the desert-loving pinkies,
RB a true gay,
What else here is grey?
Dubai attracts the real kinkies...