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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between a girl/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.


At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.


At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.


At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.


At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!


At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

LOL. Thank you for that.

Bora Bora wrote:LOL. Thank you for that.

I said for the guys only BB. What's the matter with you???

No..no... just kidding!

You're welcome dear!!!

There'll be no s.e.ist stuff around here, otherwise my boot might make contact with your behind me lad!

C’mon Chocs…. Lighten up?

You call this “se.xi.st” stuff?

It’s just for fun!!

Can’t you see that??

Its OK Tom. I took a peek so that I know what I can expect down the road.

I know, I was joking!

Chocoholic wrote:I know, I was joking!

Even I knew that.

Chocoholic wrote:I know, I was joking!

Glad to hear that!!!

I fell down on the tennis court last night and hurt my "butt!"

I certainly don't need to get my butt kicked tonight. Too painful!!!

Phew!! ... What a relief!!!!

Bora Bora wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:I know, I was joking!

Even I knew that.

I’m older and slower!!!

You see BB what’s waiting for you down the road!!

So, enjoy it while got it!

Your sharp mind, that’s! ...Now don’t get me wrong girl!

Oops!

The 3rd line above should've read: So, enjoy it while you got it!


Again, you see BB what old age does to you!!


It's past my bedtime now . I'm signing off!! Good night!!

Tom Jones wrote:Oops!

The 3rd line above should've read: So, enjoy it while you got it!


Again, you see BB what old age does to you!!


It's past my bedtime now . I'm signing off!! Good night!!

Hey, the mind is the last thing to go. So I'm not worried.

Bora Bora wrote:

Tom Jones wrote:Oops!

The 3rd line above should've read: So, enjoy it while you got it!


Again, you see BB what old age does to you!!


It's past my bedtime now . I'm signing off!! Good night!!

Hey, the mind is the last thing to go. So I'm not worried.

Touche!

haha,nice story~~

I sleep on floor and she is on bed ,now i have to change the story

newdubai wrote:I sleep on floor and she is on bed ,now i have to change the story

aha!!..... it's already changed!!......... ; )

you sleep on the floor not on the bed with her. you are a man or something else?

I liked your style Tom Jones. you make this more interesting.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed


i like thaaaaaaaaaaaaat

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED


What is the difference between a girl/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. - > Phedophiles


At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed. - > Yummy and fresh


At 28 -- You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed. - > Prostitutes


At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed. - > Married Life


At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. - > Bored Married Life - Starting to get menupost


At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story. - > Very Bored Married Life - Need a bit lubrication


At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story! - Very dry - need twice lubrication


At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you??? - > dry as a bark of a tree

obituary07 wrote:you sleep on the floor not on the bed with her. you are a man or something else?

hahaha!... i got you what you mean't by somthing else!.... ; )