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Speedhump wrote:LOL, I imagine you having to hold your pc on your desk as your growing takes effect underneath it.....

Yeah, you're correct. Mine is larger than yours.

You can only dream of my 'lifting device'

Those Dutch heavy lifts are something special (but unfortunately only in the shipping world.....and even there they can get it horribly wrong....look at this 'King Dong' with a kink in his shaft!! )

WTF !!!

What happened exactly?

http://cargolaw.com/2007nightmare_jumbo_challe.html

scroll down to the story,

Feb. 22 -- A 638 Metric Ton Petroleum Reactor Falls During Offloading.

The Cable Snapped -- The Reaction Was So Great --

-- Forces Jumped M/V Jumbo Challenger Onto The Warf !

The Result of This Cargo Fall Was Massive.

here's a coller jug hehehe

Hey careful you'll get the kid all hot and bothered.....he may need to shove an ice pack down his front

Gotta love a country where they have camel beauty contests, that is random!!!!

i never did get the time to photshop it nicely though...
i made it in a hurry ;D BYE BYE FOR NOW

Damn, those forces at play must be absurd indeed for it to jump shore that way

Thanks mate

Surely right bud. Those heavy lifts are totally crazy....

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:Big jugs on a hot beach isn't too bad. And I'm talking about Sangria, no other kind of 'jugs'....although....

I prefer the Jars and Bottles from Red Chief better than Sangria.

Common guys, Sangria is a womans drink. Not for real men !!!

Red Vodka is the bomb

I always thought Europeans were more classy than the Yanks.
Guess you proved me wrong Robby G.

Misery Called Life wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:Big jugs on a hot beach isn't too bad. And I'm talking about Sangria, no other kind of 'jugs'....although....

I prefer the Jars and Bottles from Red Chief better than Sangria.

Common guys, Sangria is a womans drink. Not for real men !!!

Red Vodka is the bomb

I always thought Europeans were more classy than the Yanks.
Guess you proved me wrong Robby G.

Classy?

http://images.google.nl/imgres?imgurl=h ... jU8wS4xtws

Allright, your Sangria may stay, but let me just zip this bottle of Roter....

RobbyG wrote:[

Polar bears are supposed to be cute rather than tough

WhiteJade wrote:Polar bears are supposed to be cute rather than tough

Still, you want the polar bear to be warm right?

Thus, he needs his 'red zip'

RobbyG wrote:Still, you want the polar bear to be warm right?

Thus, he needs his 'red zip'

Wearing their fur coats all year round. Doubt they need some 'red zips'

WhiteJade wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Still, you want the polar bear to be warm right?

Thus, he needs his 'red zip'

Wearing their fur coats all year round. Doubt they need some 'red zips'

Do you still doubt after seeing this blue slab of Polar bear?
He could definately use the added warmth

RobbyG wrote:Do you still doubt after seeing this blue slab of Polar bear?
He could definately use the added warmth

Dogs do this to release heat.

So polar bears act the same to keep themselves warm?

Liqueur and Caviar are for the the snobbish and nouveau riche, who will brave the foul taste of caviar and cough syrup taste of liqueur just cos it's considered elite!

Personally I hate liqueur's. They all taste like brandy to me!
Got a bottle of Irish mist lying around for ages, don't know what to do with it!

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Misery Called Life wrote:Liqueur and Caviar are for the the snobbish and nouveau riche, who will brave the foul taste of caviar and cough syrup taste of liqueur just cos it's considered elite!

Man it reads like some maths axioms

WhiteJade wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Liqueur and Caviar are for the the snobbish and nouveau riche, who will brave the foul taste of caviar and cough syrup taste of liqueur just cos it's considered elite!

Man it reads like some maths axioms

Really?

Misery Called Life wrote:Really?

You bet

Speedhump wrote:Big jugs on a hot beach isn't too bad. And I'm talking about Sangria, not the other kind of 'jugs'....although....

Baooo!!!...... What's That!... Ohh Speedy!.. You Made me Feel somthing!!! hhahhaha!!.........

Am so bored and sleepy rit now. Need to be studying derivatives!

Misery Called Life wrote:Am so bored and sleepy rit now. Need to be studying derivatives!

Oh, you want to be the cause of the next economic crisis eh???

Here buy my mortgage debt from my lender, I can't afford to pay it so you'll get it nice and cheap! :d

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Am so bored and sleepy rit now. Need to be studying derivatives!

Oh, you want to be the cause of the next economic crisis eh???

Here buy my mortgage debt from my lender, I can't afford to pay it so you'll get it nice and cheap! :d

He is the misery of finance for all I know.

The personification of inflated money laundering

I am very busy today.

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Am so bored and sleepy rit now. Need to be studying derivatives!

Oh, you want to be the cause of the next economic crisis eh???

Here buy my mortgage debt from my lender, I can't afford to pay it so you'll get it nice and cheap! :d

I got a better idea, lets take ur mortgage and some more and create a CDO?

The cheaper I get the mortgage, the higher ratings it gets!

Howwzat?

Misery Called Life wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:Am so bored and sleepy rit now. Need to be studying derivatives!

Oh, you want to be the cause of the next economic crisis eh???

Here buy my mortgage debt from my lender, I can't afford to pay it so you'll get it nice and cheap! :d

I got a better idea, lets take ur mortgage and some more and create a CDO?

The cheaper I get the mortgage, the higher ratings it gets!

Howwzat?

You see that Speedhump!?! He's already starting to join those ratheads on WallStreet with crazy talk.

he said: "the cheaper I get the mortgage, the higher ratings it gets"

The lower the price, the lower the supposed risk of the paper and thus AAA ratings from Moody's etc.

Kill the bastard

The lower the pice I buy it, the less risk for me to make a profit, thus higher ratings. SH could also benefit by diversifying his risk.

See here's the plan.

I purchase a CDS on the mortgage.
I buy the mortgage from SH.
Sell it to a sub prime buyer.
Dissolve it into a group of other mortgages.
Create a CDO.
Sell equity in my CDO, with a minimum guaranteed return. ( At this point I've transferred the losses to the CDO holders, while I'm in profit)

Now here's the fun part

I sell my CDS at a premium to another company in my name.
I then dissolve the CDO, citing lack of payments.
Go in to redeem my CDS at a premium.
Return with a hefty profit on the sub prime CDO marketed as a AAA. Moody was promised a lil sumtin in lieu of cooperation.
Pay off the principle to the CDO bond holders without interest off course.

Count my profits from my CDO sale, and CDS redemption.

Howzzat?

Misery Called Life wrote:The lower the pice I buy it, the less risk for me to make a profit, thus higher ratings. SH could also benefit by diversifying his risk.

See here's the plan.

I purchase a CDS on the mortgage.
I buy the mortgage from SH.
Sell it to a sub prime buyer.
Dissolve it into a group of other mortgages.
Create a CDO.
Sell equity in my CDO, with a minimum guaranteed return. ( At this point I've transferred the losses to the CDO holders, while I'm in profit)

Now here's the fun part

I sell my CDS at a premium to another company in my name.
I then dissolve the CDO, citing lack of payments.
Go in to redeem my CDS at a premium.
Return with a hefty profit on the sub prime CDO marketed as a AAA. Moody was promised a lil sumtin in lieu of cooperation.
Pay off the principle to the CDO bond holders without interest off course.

Count my profits from my CDO sale, and CDS redemption.

Howzzat?

You are an 'Obama'nation to the hard working citizens around the globe. A soon-to-be dickhead capitalist from WallStreet and will become a gangster pretty soon after graduation.

You awfull piece of human misery creation, you are