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Oliveblanche wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:

gamercowboy wrote:Wow. That's umm... a bit large

Really? That's about average!

Very interesting.

Alcoolic, when french people talk xtoys, you delete posts... why?

haha. oliveblanche, I'm not the mod here, but you know it's probably because your post was 'ow we say, too racy'? Maybe you went over ze top a little after chocoholic had asked people to tone it down...?

When I say racy I don't mean race as in French race, I mean racy as in risqué! No need for you to play the 'race' card....

Just a thought.

So how graphic can we be? Like... Can we discuss lubes?

gamercowboy wrote:So how graphic can we be? Like... Can we discuss lubes?

Don't see why not. I'm about to change the Range Rover from winter to summer grade.....

I 'need' a sample to observe overall effect and consumer interest

Well go ahead, so long as it is in an educational and informative manner, and not cutting to close to the 'bone' - sorry couldn't resist it!

Chocoholic wrote:Well go ahead, so long as it is in an educational and informative manner, and not cutting to close to the 'bone' - sorry couldn't resist it!

Its a bloody muscle...honey

bring a tray and I'll open my sump for you. I'm talking cars and I WILL hijack this thread

RobbyG wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Well go ahead, so long as it is in an educational and informative manner, and not cutting to close to the 'bone' - sorry couldn't resist it!

Its a bloody muscle...honey

mate it's sponge not muscle, but your right about the blood

Speedhump wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Well go ahead, so long as it is in an educational and informative manner, and not cutting to close to the 'bone' - sorry couldn't resist it!

Its a bloody muscle...honey

mate it's sponge not muscle, but your right about the blood

Sponge? How 'weak' of an animal you got?

Ok, its a blood vessle with a cutoff ring called a prostate
I prefer to call it a 'muscle' as I lift dumbells of 1kg with it, every morning

can't take you anywhere can we?

Surely you can. Its also a love handle.

Grab it and hold on.

Oh dear!

Its all marketing, Choco.
First you make the Arab world comfortable with the slang. Then you come up with a few samples and before you know it, they sell like pearls.

You gotta make em shine first before you sell them...

I'm simply giving him 'a hand' here...no did I really say that...a well, I already pressed some buttons

Yes yes I know, I know.

It still amuses me that some things are banned, when you can buy condoms in all different flavours, thicknesses and varieties, hot, cold and flavoured lube and vibrating rings at a gas station!

Go figure!

I hear those vibrating rings (the Durex Play things, right?) are lackluster. My friends said it lasted a whole 5 minutes.

RobbyG wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Well go ahead, so long as it is in an educational and informative manner, and not cutting to close to the 'bone' - sorry couldn't resist it!

Its a bloody muscle...honey

mate it's sponge not muscle, but your right about the blood

Sponge? How 'weak' of an animal you got?

Ok, its a blood vessle with a cutoff ring called a prostate
I prefer to call it a 'muscle' as I lift dumbells of 1kg with it, every morning

I got an 'A' in human biology at school, as Arnie says 'don't push me!' (maybe choco could pull me though....)

gamercowboy wrote:I hear those vibrating rings (the Durex Play things, right?) are lackluster. My friends said it lasted a whole 5 minutes.

yep they're absolute rubbish, even with 'hot' lube. I wouldn't even put them in cheap Christmas crackers...

Why you would want one in the first place anyway is beyond me.

The tingly lube however is quite entertaining!

Which tingly lube? Does it feel similar to Durex Pleasuremax condoms?

Chocoholic wrote:Why you would want one in the first place anyway is beyond me.

glad to hear you say that, the real article if applied properly is far better I'm told (modesty forbids further comment, am I turning into Oliveblanche? )

...or are you talking root vegetables and clingfilm - cheap option used by a girl friend of mine?

The tingly lube however is quite entertaining!

I also can confirm that it's good is if a girl has a mouthful of strong toothpaste and heads south

have I overstepped the boundary? I think that's me done here.....

adult toys? heh

Boy Toy - Give me a warm one of those any day.

Bora Bora wrote:Boy Toy - Give me a warm one of those any day.

See you're on the wrong tack AGAIN little feline. You need a man who knows the roadmap, not a boy.

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:Boy Toy - Give me a warm one of those any day.

See you're on the wrong tack AGAIN little feline. You need a man who knows the roadmap, not a boy.

Felines are fairly headstrong and aggressive. They know exactly what they want. I'm sure she has a road-map, right down to the last detail at the back of her head and just requires a boy-toy to execute the plans.

Misery Called Life wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:Boy Toy - Give me a warm one of those any day.

See you're on the wrong tack AGAIN little feline. You need a man who knows the roadmap, not a boy.

Felines are fairly headstrong and aggressive. They know exactly what they want. I'm sure she has a road-map, right down to the last detail at the back of her head and just requires a boy-toy to execute the plans.

Your imagination working overtime there, old son. Unfortunately when you are trying to get carried away by passion there's nothing more annoying that having to tell someone what they should be doing, when and where. Whilst still enjoyable, it really just takes the edge off.

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:Boy Toy - Give me a warm one of those any day.

See you're on the wrong tack AGAIN little feline. You need a man who knows the roadmap, not a boy.

Felines are fairly headstrong and aggressive. They know exactly what they want. I'm sure she has a road-map, right down to the last detail at the back of her head and just requires a boy-toy to execute the plans.

Your imagination working overtime there, old son. Unfortunately when you are trying to get carried away by passion there's nothing more annoying that having to tell someone what they should be doing, when and where. Whilst still enjoyable, it really just takes the edge off.

I don't recall her sayin nothing bout passion. She just wanted a boy-toy.
But Why are we squabbling, married women know nutin bout $ex anyways.

As Zsa Zsa Gabor famously said
I know nothing about $ex because I was always married.

Misery Called Life wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Misery Called Life wrote:

Speedhump wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:Boy Toy - Give me a warm one of those any day.

See you're on the wrong tack AGAIN little feline. You need a man who knows the roadmap, not a boy.

Felines are fairly headstrong and aggressive. They know exactly what they want. I'm sure she has a road-map, right down to the last detail at the back of her head and just requires a boy-toy to execute the plans.

Your imagination working overtime there, old son. Unfortunately when you are trying to get carried away by passion there's nothing more annoying that having to tell someone what they should be doing, when and where. Whilst still enjoyable, it really just takes the edge off.

I don't recall her sayin nothing bout passion. She just wanted a boy-toy.
But Why are we squabbling, married women know nutin bout $ex anyways.

As Zsa Zsa Gabor famously said
I know nothing about $ex because I was always married.

EXCUSE ME!!!! I'M IN THE ROOM IF YOU DON'T MIND!!

SH: There are adult boy-toys. (Kutchner/Moore)

MCL: Coming from a boy I guess that is what one would expect. Don't presume you know everything there is about married women. The fact is that you are with silly twits that have yet to learn what I have forgotten.

toyi toyi

Bora Bora wrote:EXCUSE ME!!!! I'M IN THE ROOM IF YOU DON'T MIND!!

SH: There are adult boy-toys. (Kutchner/Moore)

MCL: Coming from a boy I guess that is what one would expect. Don't presume you know everything there is about married women.

Bora Bora wrote:The fact is that you are with silly twits that have yet to learn what I have forgotten.

That a really nice way of saying you're old.

Misery Called Life wrote:

Bora Bora wrote:EXCUSE ME!!!! I'M IN THE ROOM IF YOU DON'T MIND!!

SH: There are adult boy-toys. (Kutchner/Moore)

MCL: Coming from a boy I guess that is what one would expect. Don't presume you know everything there is about married women.

Bora Bora wrote:The fact is that you are with silly twits that have yet to learn what I have forgotten.

That a really nice way of saying your old.

I guess that's how a youngster would see it. Children sleeping with children, that's just about comes down to. Go back to your playstation or whatever game it is you spend your weekends with.