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I think RK meant to type 'handy'
in line two where he repeats 'randy'.
I'll make a submission;
'omit repetition'
(perhaps he'd just been at the shandy?)

I dont think this goes with the limericks
and these guys are not pricks
and are not old
and are not cold
I dont think they need vicks

what is this limericks in dubai anyway?
does't it break the think?
or just another hit in the brink?
where expat fall of the edge of the cliff with a blink?

Two hard hits on the head of Porter,
We all hope his backbone cracks shorter,
Its a thing of the past,
RedKite keeps it last,
Say Porter! You're in for some good ol' torture?

Robby Gee has finally been gagged !!
His mouth has been totally FLAGGED !!
Give him a break!
Don't mention a Sheik!!
Or he'll end up first gagged and then sha*ged !!!

Portland should learn how to RHYME,
It is all about "metre" and TIME !!
The syllable count,
Is just PARA ....MOUNT!!
Get it wrong.......and it ain't worth a DIME!!

It helps if your language is English,
Not French , Portugese or ,say, Spanish !!
But I come from West Wales!!
We speak Welsh in those vales !
English I learnt .... about FIVEISH!!

Red Kite presents his jewellry site,
His site can make you rich overnight,
Why not go visit,
Ease your cash limit,
And stun wives whose nerves are tight.

^^^^Go Jade Go Jade, she's getting the hang of it!!!

A limerick did Portland try,
Red Kite cried out Why o Why,
It must rhyme,
Every other time,
Hopefully from you a decent rhyme is nigh,
For which you shall be rewarded some whiskey rye,
Or else...........you shall be packed off to the pigs sty!

what is a limerick
first look ahead of the brick
red kite learnt english about fiveish
limerick is of five lines
and that is the trick

The limerick thread's sinking down,
RK is nowhere to be found,
Anyone wants a dime?
WJ can not rhyme,
Poeministers, do not keep lown.

White Jade's penultimate rhyme,
Was very correct in its "time",
The syllable count,
Was right amount,
If it hasn't got that...it's a crime!!

Her rhyme before last was a gem,
I hope she writes much more of them!!
She mentioned my site,
So she must be bright!!
Search for VISIT DUBAI.......Oops !! .....Ahem !!!

The first line has syllables EIGHT,
The second has EIGHT to add weight,
The third line is FIVE,
Like the fourth,still alive,
Then the Fifth has EIGHT, OK mate??

This limerick thread is now failing,
Where is the weeping and wailing?
Don't you care about rhyme?
I do.....all the time!!
Here's another ...to prove it's plain sailing!!

We are back at the TOP....it's our fate !!
But I'm been far too busy ,of late ,
Gold-jewellery dot net,
My new project ?? You bet!!
On "Adwords" that phrase is JUST GREAT!!

I have just come back from the pub,
Now , I'll rob the fridge for some grub !!
Just done a Pub quiz,
With all sorts of biz !!
Hell!! Where is the fierce song, with a sub,

RedKite's in ebullient mood,
after beer he's now starving for food,
exercising grey matter
but still getting fatter,
couch potato lifestyle's no good!

The last line that I wrote makes no sense,
However, I'll state in defence,
It was four thirty AM
Not daytime PM !!
I was falling asleep .....I'm not dense!!

A Labour Minister called Mears ,
Flipped three homes in less than two years ,
Now that's flipping rich!!
WE paid for that b*tch!!
And she never has mortgage arrears !!!!

Night and Day does RK toil,
To keep this thread on the boil,
Home from the Pub,
Or dancing in the Tub,
He'll make sure this thread neva soils.

MCL was up late and still yet he
managed to strew words like confetti
all over this thread
to keep it undead.
This poem's a mess like spaghetti!

Hey, I try to rhyme sublime,
It may not come off every time,
But to call em a mess,
is being harsh excess,
(Sigh) Maybe I need to try some mime!

My poem's a mess like spaghetti?
And I strew words like confetti?
The man's got some nerve,
To get me so unnerved,
Why do some act so petty?

"Why is it that some act so petty?"
Could not be compared to spaghetti,
With a little more care,
Mis will get there !
Spaghetti will rhyme with Serengetti !!

My friends you have it all wrong
I did not kick our friend in the 'dong'!
The spaghetti rhyme
was a pure sin of mine,
MCL's rhymes are coming along!

Yo everyone give me a cheer,
The weekend party's finally here,
where women get frisky,
N guy's end up with hickey(s),
Wher the bar nevr runs outta beer!

Mis says he is full of good cheer,
Because the weekend is here!!
If "women get frisky",
It's because they drink WHISKY !!
What's "hickey " got to do with the beer???

This thread had slipped back into page two,
Well, to prove to you all I'm not through,
I've entered support,
For Shaheen the Throat,
Go Shaheen !!!! and prove that it's true !!

Today the weather was HOT,
Not Dubai !In UK 's coastal spot
The heat was great,
Not too fierce ,my mate,
But , today that heat was a LOT!!