Why don't you stop all this chat,
Remember where this thread is at!!
It's LIMERICK time,
Which RHYME EVERY TIME!!
Not a place to behave like a CAT!!
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- RedKite
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There he is, the Big Red Kite,
Always late, but awake all night!
Time for a limerick,
Strong and hard as brick,
Attack RedKite in his line of sight!
Always late, but awake all night!
Time for a limerick,
Strong and hard as brick,
Attack RedKite in his line of sight!
- RobbyG
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A reply comes Robby de Graaf,
Or should it be "Robby the Graph" ?
His Inveztor site,
Is for those that are bright,
No good if you just want a laugh!!
Or should it be "Robby the Graph" ?
His Inveztor site,
Is for those that are bright,
No good if you just want a laugh!!
- RedKite
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Friday's a great day in Dubai
when people stop work with a sigh
and spend simple hours
just smelling the flowers
or stuffing their bellies with pie!
when people stop work with a sigh
and spend simple hours
just smelling the flowers
or stuffing their bellies with pie!
- Speedhump
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Red Kite gets it back on the track,
His thread was disturbed by an attack.
The fighters are truely sorry,
But there's nothing to worry,
Red Kite just made his corrective come-back.
His thread was disturbed by an attack.
The fighters are truely sorry,
But there's nothing to worry,
Red Kite just made his corrective come-back.
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We've been joined by lady Jade,
Her presence made this topic fade,
A clear bright day,
Incoming Limericks Okay,
Lets give her a hug and hide in the shade
Her presence made this topic fade,
A clear bright day,
Incoming Limericks Okay,
Lets give her a hug and hide in the shade
- RobbyG
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Have you come across ACORN DOMAIN?
From its plural,you might even gain!!
This British site,
Has "domainers" who might,
Buy domains for Dubai or Bahrain!!
From its plural,you might even gain!!
This British site,
Has "domainers" who might,
Buy domains for Dubai or Bahrain!!
- RedKite
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Friday's a great day in Dubai,
When people stop work with a sigh
And spend simple hours .......[ that was Speedie]
[Now mine]
Away from the towers,
As down on the beach ,they do lie!!
When people stop work with a sigh
And spend simple hours .......[ that was Speedie]
[Now mine]
Away from the towers,
As down on the beach ,they do lie!!
- RedKite
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Why not go for a spin to Qatar,
It's really not very far!!
It has miles of beaches,
In quiet reaches,
But it doesn't take long in a car!!
It's really not very far!!
It has miles of beaches,
In quiet reaches,
But it doesn't take long in a car!!
- RedKite
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RK's Friday's spent on the sand,
he doesn't thinks parks are that grand.
He wouldn't do brunches,
those infamous lunches,
he prefers a seashell in his hand!
he doesn't thinks parks are that grand.
He wouldn't do brunches,
those infamous lunches,
he prefers a seashell in his hand!
- Speedhump
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Friday's a great day in Dubai,
When people stop work with a sigh,
And spend simple hours,
Beaches, restaurants, silly towers,
Aren't there any better ways to kill time?
When people stop work with a sigh,
And spend simple hours,
Beaches, restaurants, silly towers,
Aren't there any better ways to kill time?
- WhiteJade
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"Time" does not rhyme with Dubai !!
I , surely, don't need to say why!!
So, Jade....Get it right!!
A rhyme must have "bite",
The first two and the last must all tie!!
I , surely, don't need to say why!!
So, Jade....Get it right!!
A rhyme must have "bite",
The first two and the last must all tie!!
- RedKite
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Herve’s had money on his mind,
So to Dubai he went, leaving all behind,
With sheikhs he wined,
Behind prison bars he dined,
The poor man got into a bind!
So to Dubai he went, leaving all behind,
With sheikhs he wined,
Behind prison bars he dined,
The poor man got into a bind!
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It is strange for a man or his wife,
To call oneself Misery called life!!
Life must be a drag,
Or the spouse a BIG nag
.....if life is that full of strife!!
To call oneself Misery called life!!
Life must be a drag,
Or the spouse a BIG nag
.....if life is that full of strife!!
- RedKite
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Robby Gee tottally agrees,
Life so miserable, no tease!?
Get a life,
Turn the strife,
Get a girl, forget her ugly knees
Life so miserable, no tease!?
Get a life,
Turn the strife,
Get a girl, forget her ugly knees
- RobbyG
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Rob who wrote Nautic Dreams
Rhymes without writing long reams,
Those beautiful pics
Of streamlined Nautics
Are the stuff of real dreams, it seems!!
Rhymes without writing long reams,
Those beautiful pics
Of streamlined Nautics
Are the stuff of real dreams, it seems!!
- RedKite
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Those Global Inveztor rates ,
Are are good ones for me and my mates.
I clicked a blue ad,
And now I am glad,
Seven per cent is good for those dates!!
Are are good ones for me and my mates.
I clicked a blue ad,
And now I am glad,
Seven per cent is good for those dates!!
- RedKite
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This Limerick thread is neglected ,
I supose that this is expected,
Many can't rhyme!
Well, ain't that a crime ??
Or have all your poets defected ???
I supose that this is expected,
Many can't rhyme!
Well, ain't that a crime ??
Or have all your poets defected ???
- RedKite
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I've brought this thread back to the fore,
Now I'm adding to its content once more ,
It's passed every site,
Thanks to Red Kite!!
Who has made this thread really soar !!
Now I'm adding to its content once more ,
It's passed every site,
Thanks to Red Kite!!
Who has made this thread really soar !!
- RedKite
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Its a shame that you have been busy,
Squander and ponder the thread near dizzy,
Its about time you came back
To send us a life-pack
Survival is one thing, bailing out is crazy
Squander and ponder the thread near dizzy,
Its about time you came back
To send us a life-pack
Survival is one thing, bailing out is crazy
- RobbyG
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The children have been on vacation,
School hols for the whole British nation!!
So I've had no time,
To write stuff in rhyme,
But it's been just a pause ....not cessation!!
School hols for the whole British nation!!
So I've had no time,
To write stuff in rhyme,
But it's been just a pause ....not cessation!!
- RedKite
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Children messes everything up,
Driving the grown ups around them nut,
Which end up into a smile,
when you see their trial,
Behind the scenes to cheer you up.
Driving the grown ups around them nut,
Which end up into a smile,
when you see their trial,
Behind the scenes to cheer you up.
- WhiteJade
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We have to feel love for our kids
(in cockney known as 'dustbin lids').
They drive you quite crazy
as teenagers lazy,
and leave your bank balance on the skids!
(in cockney known as 'dustbin lids').
They drive you quite crazy
as teenagers lazy,
and leave your bank balance on the skids!
- Speedhump
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You first of all lie on your rump,
Then a fella provides a good hump
Then, after that day,
A kid's on the way!!
If you notice you're forming a "bump"!!
Then a fella provides a good hump
Then, after that day,
A kid's on the way!!
If you notice you're forming a "bump"!!
- RedKite
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RedKite pointpoints woman's condition;
to always show man their submission.
To lie on their back
and open their crack
and accept a hasty emission!
to always show man their submission.
To lie on their back
and open their crack
and accept a hasty emission!
- Speedhump
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Speedy's hump is always so speeded,
Viagra for sure is not needed.
Morning , noon and night
it'll stand up just right,
shame it generally just goes unheeded!
Viagra for sure is not needed.
Morning , noon and night
it'll stand up just right,
shame it generally just goes unheeded!
- Speedhump
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Speed hump is now clearly bragging,
That his wotsit is never found sagging,
"No need for Viagra,
It won't drop like Niagara,
My flag-pole is never found flagging !!!"
That his wotsit is never found sagging,
"No need for Viagra,
It won't drop like Niagara,
My flag-pole is never found flagging !!!"
- RedKite
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So Speedy is feeling quite randy,
He'll take on any lass that is randy,
He'll give her "One -Two",
Right up the old flue!!
Mind you !! It will help if she's bandy !!!
He'll take on any lass that is randy,
He'll give her "One -Two",
Right up the old flue!!
Mind you !! It will help if she's bandy !!!
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