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Soon we begin our desert race,
Riding the camels with optimum grace,
Yellow and White, Black or Brown,
Everyone is welcome in Majestic Dubai-town,
Do forget for a moment, Speedhumps ugly face

LOL!

Laughing out loud,
Being so proud.
Camel love,
Cosy stuff,
Do not stamp it out.

LOL again!!!

Now it's gone mental,
The laugh's not gentle,
Proud,
Under shroud,
Save him, may the angel.

Line one must have syllables EIGHT
Line two..just the same..to add weight!
Line three is a FIVE,
Line four.....still alive!
Line five back to eight....OK,mate!!??

^^^now THAT's a limerick!!!^^^

'The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.'

---- By Wiki ----

I'm out

There was a young man from Leeds,
Who swallowed a packet of seeds,
The blades of grass,
Grew out of his a*se,
And his b*lls were covered in weeds!!

That is a famous old funny ......and dirty ...one.
I am not the author. That one is over 60 years old.

It was on a bright day in June,
When all'offasudden I heard a marginal tune,
It came from down below,
Suddenly it started to grow,
Blow me, and It started to swoon

This thread is now looking like dying
'cause no other bugger is trying
except Kite and G
(and there's also me)
who try to keep artful words flying!

The dreadful demise of a topic once wise,
Three people around to try keep it nice,
Lonely is this place,
No people a disgrace,
One day, it gets locked without a tra(y)ce

Outtie

Whoops sorry I forgot White Jade
our only rhyming Chinese maid!
She deserves a mention
for her good intention
to entertain, so lass, well played!

Ah there is this White Jade around,
The Chinese house maid we found,
found near a dumpster,
a parrot and a hamster,
Does she live with Paki's in a compound?

unnecessary

I'm having fun dude.

Let Miss pearl decide how she reacts since it is a proper limerick.
Prose a la dose

just looks nasty to me. If you have some personal issues deal in PM please. Im' not a mod I know but...

Speedhump wrote:just looks nasty to me. If you have some personal issues deal in PM please. Im' not a mod I know but...

I rather not have you judging my phrases, since they are mine.

You started the house maid, I wrapped something around. It has to rhyme eventually. Just mind your own posts. Not mine.

You have it wrong. Maid means young unmarried woman in my country. I was being nice. Google it or ask RK how he would read my post if you need to.

You also have made the compound comment in another thread. Is there some problem?

Come on. Calm down.

You look like a crybaby SH.

I've edited a little for your enduring whine.

Thanks. I can see you are someone who has difficulty admitting they misunderstood something. I know more about you know. And I suggest cutting the childish namecalling, what happened to your dignity

Speedhump wrote:Thanks. I can see you are someone who has difficulty admitting they misunderstood something. I know more about you know. And I suggest cutting the childish namecalling, what happened to your dignity

I didn´t misunderstood anything. I make of it what I want. Its my text, not yours. So mind your own phrases. If you have issues with it, bad luck son.

This Jade figure is getting irritating at times, so I give her a blast at this point. let me be. It are just words on a forum. Who cares.

Most of them don´t even read it.

RobbyG wrote:This Jade figure is getting irritating at times

Please elaborate, RobbyG.

Look what you did Speedhump You pain in the A$$

Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.

I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? Please spare me the comments.

You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies.

RobbyG wrote:Look what you did Speedhump You pain in the A$$

Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.

I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? Please spare me the comments.

You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies.

Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.

I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.

Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.

And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.

PM me if you feel owing me an apology.

Cheer up Rob.

WhiteJade wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Look what you did Speedhump You pain in the A$$

Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.

I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? Please spare me the comments.

You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies.

Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.

I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.

Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.

And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.

PM me if you feel owing me an apology.

Cheer up Rob.

Ok 'Jade', you are right. I gotta cheer up!

To answer your question; No its is not possible to erase a post. So everybody is always able to see your post, unless you edit it, (right hand corner of your post) and leave it empty like that.

ps; You actually posted your first 'outline' of sentences where I have a much wider sense of your english. Initially I thought it was bad, probably because of the 'the invisible topic'. PM underway

RobbyG wrote:

WhiteJade wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Look what you did Speedhump You pain in the A$$

Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.

I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? Please spare me the comments.

You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies.

Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.

I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.

Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.

And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.

PM me if you feel owing me an apology.

Cheer up Rob.

Ok 'Jade', you are right. I gotta cheer up!

To answer your question; No its is not possible to erase a post. So everybody is always able to see your post, unless you edit it, (right hand corner of your post) and leave it empty like that.

ps; You actually posted your first 'outline' of sentences where I have a much wider sense of your english. Initially I thought it was bad, probably because of the 'the invisible topic'. PM underway

Lovely.

RobbyG wrote:

WhiteJade wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Look what you did Speedhump You pain in the A$$

Ok, I guess I have to open up now; It was the never ending thread, where you got so annoying at times, the lines just didn't make sense. Its probably a cultural issue here. Couldn't deal with it.

I don't have more to add. Am I being brought to the slaughter house now!? Please spare me the comments.

You got what you want. PM me if you insist on apologies.

Thanks for the 'open up', RobbyG.

I did post senseless stuff in that thread. The 'invisible' ones. If they were irritating (which I myself think YES), I am sorry to the one above and the one after my 'invisible' posts. I've editted them right after realizing they were annoying.

Because I was not quick enough sometimes, my post about the expected 'above person' went after another individual's post. That was why I wanted them to be invisible.

And be kind enough to teach me how if you are able to delete a post you don't want.

PM me if you feel owing me an apology.

Cheer up Rob.

Ok 'Jade', you are right. I gotta cheer up!

To answer your question; No its is not possible to erase a post. So everybody is always able to see your post, unless you edit it, (right hand corner of your post) and leave it empty like that.

ps; You actually posted your first 'outline' of sentences where I have a much wider sense of your english. Initially I thought it was bad, probably because of the 'the invisible topic'. PM underway

Lovely.

Sorry if I was a pain in the a$$, but in fact I'm glad I cleared up the thing. WhiteJade was irritating you I knew it.

If you two can kiss and make up then I'm happy to take the 'whiney' tag, I'll even get a lapel label printed.

Night guys and girls.