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I can read Your and Your family members future years ahead. Is there anything important You want to know the answer to or is there someone/something You want to be found?

I can make You to be aware of danger and make You see Your enemies thou they try to hide from You. I can also protect You, Your home and family.

I will tell You if Your wishes will come true or not, and even give You information on what You need to do to make those wishes come true. I can tell You who You can trust and who Your enemy is, what the enemy is plotting against You and Your family. Accidents, and also if someone in Your family will be seriously ill. All of those questions will be answered.

getoyurfuturetoday

Vas says he can look well ahead ,
And tell you when you will be dead ,
I'm not being funny,
But Vas wants your money!!
If you pay him ,you're soft in the head !!

If Vas has a great crystal ball,
Then the future .....he knows it all!!
So tell us right now,
No matter how!
Of next week's lottery call !!

lol

only god has that power.

rudeboy wrote:lol

only god has that power.

Who says I ain't God?

I have a small paper lying next to me saying; You are God.
So it is written... beat that

scary stuff.
So can I change my future?

mmmm if you could really tell the future, then you would already know what the response would be from certain individuals...why not just contact them directly rather than making a post on here, allowing us 'non believers' of your craft to criticize you....

Ohoo, then keep it for yourself it will help

RobbyG wrote:

rudeboy wrote:lol

only god has that power.

Who says I ain't God?

I have a small paper lying next to me saying; You are God.
So it is written... beat that

:S are you on weed mate

rudeboy wrote:

RobbyG wrote:

rudeboy wrote:lol

only god has that power.

Who says I ain't God?

I have a small paper lying next to me saying; You are God.
So it is written... beat that

:S are you on weed mate

Thats the same thing I keep telling those people who preach their religion on me, wanting me on 'their side of the church'.

Anyway, this tiny paper next to me still repeats the same. Should I rewrite it and preach 'that what is written'?

There is only one proof...evolution!!!
Far older than Welsh devolution !
Darwin talked sense,
With no pretence !!
As for "gods" !!?? They cause revolution !!!!

If someone could forecast tomorrow,
Why not go to a bank and just borrow??
You'd know how to bet,
And what money you get,
But this nonsense will just end in sorrow

Like God would say 'Amen',
Religion inherits the laymen,
Evolution shaped us today,
Darwin followed earths logic with sway
Secular science prevailes again,

Come on man, I already welcomed you here:

http://dubaiforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=33314

I need help with the future.

My Girlfriend is pregnant and due to the combination of our recessive genes the baby has a 45% chance of being born with Cockayne syndrome, a horrible aging disease that will mean our child will live a very short and painful life.

Should we have the baby? Please help Vasilji.

Captain Australia wrote:I need help with the future.

My Girlfriend is pregnant and due to the combination of our recessive genes the baby has a 45% chance of being born with Cockayne syndrome, a horrible aging disease that will mean our child will live a very short and painful life.

Should we have the baby? Please help Vasilji.

Regardless of the answer Vasilji the clown gives u, good luck man. You've got a hard decision to make. Just wondering though, are you sure that you both have recessive genes? From what I remember Cockayne syndrome is autosomally recessive. So if both of you have recessive genes, the chances of your baby contracting the disease should be about 25 percent give or take. not 45 percent. Is one of you homozygous (does one of you actually have the disease)?

OK, maybe I went too far. I was just joking around. No baby. Sorry.

Just wanted to point out the cruel sh*t that this original poster is doing by giving desperate people false hope. Would he/she really be prepared to take money from someone in my hypothetical situation? Probably.

I dont see 'are you a bandit?' post here?

Captain Australia wrote:OK, maybe I went too far. I was just joking around. No baby. Sorry.

Just wanted to point out the cruel sh*t that this original poster is doing by giving desperate people false hope. Would he/she really be prepared to take money from someone in my hypothetical situation? Probably.

I feel stupid

sharfraz wrote:I dont see 'are you a bandit?' post here?

Captain Australia wrote:I need help with the future.

My Girlfriend is pregnant and due to the combination of our recessive genes the baby has a 45% chance of being born with Cockayne syndrome, a horrible aging disease that will mean our child will live a very short and painful life.

Should we have the baby? Please help Vasilji.

I take this not all to serious, but if it is...please kick the crapper out of me

Anyway, your future son (or daughter) will look somewhere in the trend of "Benjamin Button" for that matter, right?

'Curious Case' :D:D

Dee 70,
You need not feel stupid or apologise. You were only trying to help. It is Captain Australia who has been stupid. He should not joke about such things. If it had been true, I would have told him to go to a medical specialist , not listen to absolute HOGWASH from the likes of Vasilji. Neither he, nor anyone else can see into the future.....UNLESS THERE IS PRESENT DAY EVIDENCE!!

For example, if you smoke, there is a good chance of you dying from cancer or heart diseases by the age of 55. I am 62 and never smoked. Yet , about 20 of my friends and acquaintances tragically died between the ages of 48 and 56. 18 of them were smokers who died from smoking-related diseases. It does not need a crystal ball to know that smoking is dangerous .....HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!
A deadly combination is to drink shorts and smoke, because ethyl alcohol is a SOLVENT which dissolves deadly chemicals from cigarettes onto the soft tissues of the palate and throat, resulting in throat cancers. Three people that I know have had that. They drank whisky and smoked at the same time. LETHAL!!
Little cigars are DEADLY too.

Now, I am not Vas, but it does not take a genius to know these things.....Commonsense!!

RedKite wrote:Dee 70,
You need not feel stupid or apologise. You were only trying to help. It is Captain Australia who has been stupid. He should not joke about such things. If it had been true, I would have told him to go to a medical specialist , not listen to absolute HOGWASH from the likes of Vasilji. Neither he, nor anyone else can see into the future.....UNLESS THERE IS PRESENT DAY EVIDENCE!!

For example, if you smoke, there is a good chance of you dying from cancer or heart diseases by the age of 55. I am 62 and never smoked. Yet , about 20 of my friends and acquaintances tragically died between the ages of 48 and 56. 18 of them were smokers who died from smoking-related diseases. It does not need a crystal ball to know that smoking is dangerous .....HIGHLY DANGEROUS!!
A deadly combination is to drink shorts and smoke, because ethyl alcohol is a SOLVENT which dissolves deadly chemicals from cigarettes onto the soft tissues of the palate and throat, resulting in throat cancers. Three people that I know have had that. They drank whisky and smoked at the same time. LETHAL!!
Little cigars are DEADLY too.

Now, I am not Vas, but it does not take a genius to know these things.....Commonsense!!

i feel like drinking shorts would be a difficult task to accomplish...no?

oh, and after reading that, i'm a bit glad im not your friend -- bad shit seems to happen a lot to the people you associate with

The future is in your hand. Was that meant literally?

Snow wrote:The future is in your hand. Was that meant literally?

Fortunetellers portend to read the palm of your hand.
There is supposed to be a ancient written language for those lines in our handpalms...

Everybodies free to believe what they want. I think its rubbish.

RobbyG wrote:

Snow wrote:The future is in your hand. Was that meant literally?

Fortunetellers portend to read the palm of your hand.
There is supposed to be a ancient written language for those lines in our handpalms...

Everybodies free to believe what they want. I think its rubbish.

How did you find out?

Snow,
What DO you know?
Haven't you heard of PALMISTRY? according to that rubbish, one line on your hand is a "life" line; another a "heart" line etc etc . As Robby says, it is a load of rubbish, just like Vasilji's predictions.
Of course, genetics is VERY important. But lifestyle is even more important. Anyone who smokes is just ASKING for trouble.

To Bushra:
The problem is that 30 year old contemporaries will not teach you ANYTHING. They may well smoke like you and all your other mates.

But the sad thing is, that you won't find out until it is too late . By 55 half of your group will be dead. No good finding out at 50 that smoking is dangerous. LEARN THE LESSON FROM PREVIOUS GENERATIONS!!

A mate of mine who had a superb athletic body, naturally muscular, without training at 48 [ He still holds the Welsh junior long jump record, he set in about 1960. He cleared the school sand pit at 14]
Well, he smoked from 14. At 50, he developed lung cancer and gave up smoking immediately , claiming it was more addictive than heroin.
From 14 stone of muscle at 48, we buried him at 52, when he weighed 7 stone. Totally needless, tragic death !! Chuck those deadly fags away!!.

Yeah too many fags around. are you tempted?

Snow wrote:Yeah too many fags around. are you tempted?

I think you should put your nose back in the white powder you normally sniff, cause you are getting annoying...

I hope my future reads well as I'm out of work (laid off from credit crunch) and dying to get back to work. I think I'll just keep crossing my fingers and hoping for the best!