The Nissan Sunny
Sure, they look harmless, but I bet they kill more people than cancer every year. What is it about these cars that compels the drivers to drive not only at 93km/h on the open highway, but to do it in the second lane from the left? That's next to the fast lane people, it's next to the fast lane where people are driving at 160.
I don't think I've ever seen one of these going faster than 120. Do they have a speed limiter in them, or does their suckiness just infect the driver's self esteem so much they they feel they don't deserve to go faster?
Does it not bother them that there are people passing them on all sides, 15 cars backed up behind them and even trucks going faster than them? Dude, look behind you, those 35 people aren't on your tailgate because they love the grandma Nissan styling, they're on there because they had to slam on the breaks to avoid hitting you because you seem to be going backwards.
Get out of the way!
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