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Yeah I noticed you yanking my chain.
I was running and barking like a wild dog when suddenly my a$$ overtook me from underneath... seeing star-sky and hutch now

But she´s over 40.....

TheChoosen wrote:

But she´s over 40.....

40 Stones?

Speedhump wrote:

40 Stones?

No, 40 kg, 20 each

If we're going this route...let me elaborate:

Oprah Winfrey: 14.1 stones (1 stone = 6.35kg)
BMI: 31.8 (obese)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 59965.html

Do the women of DF really want to go this far with details? Whats your titty on this one, Speedbump?

It's a picture of sweet Barbarella,
She's really a charmer , I tell ya !!
Look at that pout,
Botox no doubt!!
But I'd rather sleep with a fella!!

If Robbie'd shown Loren at Fifty ,
I tell you that she was quite nifty !!
A dream of a shape,
From her feet to her nape,
But to show her at Seventy......that's shifty!!

Barbarella is back on Page Three ,
Last one on the page it would be,
Just for a larf ,
She's wearing a scarf !
It's DF, not the Sun !!......but it's free !!

RobbyG wrote:If we're going this route...let me elaborate:

Oprah Winfrey: 14.1 stones (1 stone = 6.35kg)
BMI: 31.8 (obese)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 59965.html

Do the women of DF really want to go this far with details? Whats your titty on this one, Speedbump?

Robby, I'd just say 'big or small, I love 'em all!'

Speedhump does not care if they're fat,
He's obviously quite clear on that !!
Fat girls do provide,
A far comfier ride ,
Than that camel on which Speedie is sat!!

Boom !! Boom !!!!

ha ha redkite...absolute masterpiece that last one! Brilliant!

Robby doesn't like all that fat,
It wobbles and feels really sad,
Lean girls are more right,
Her tiger more tight,
Enjoying the 'visible' twat

RobbyG wrote:Robby doesn't like all that fat,
It wobbles and feels really sad,
Lean girls are more right,
Her tiger more tight,
Enjoying the 'visible' twat

Umm, very graphic! I must admit I'm not one really to 'slap her and ride the ripples', I go for lean and mean too, but big girls are jolly, bless them all!

No sorry Speedhunk,

You just blew your cover

:D:D

RobbyG wrote:No sorry Speedhunk,

You just blew your cover

:D:D

OK I'm a dog....