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is there "anger management" companies in the UAE?
for example, I hate my manager to death, he is a a piece of Sh**. so I need a place to gather with people who are ready to listen, and say my stories, to get some relief.
do we have something like that over here?

First fill my bank account, like in any other anger management course...you pay and I listen

Howdy mate.

There is an anger management class disguised as a pub where one goes to after work and sees other disgruntled working folk sitting at the bar.
Trust me, over a few drinks there is always a sense of camaraderie when it comes to exchanging "How my boss needs to kick the bucket" stories

Say Howdy,

Someone sent from god just invited you for a night of comradry.
Be sure though, he ain't gonna suck out your juices of life...

RobbyG wrote:Say Howdy,

Someone sent from god just invited you for a night of comradry.
Be sure though, he ain't gonna suck out your juices of life...

I'm definitely not into the cheap dutch p<3n you enjoy. And the fetish you suggested "suck out your juices of life or what ever the hell that is" would be deemed terribly awkward even in liberal amsterdam.

Stop trying to gain acceptance in the Middle East as I promise, you will be shunned off and even subjugated to abuses. Being ignored in amsterdam is a much better proposition that you are facing right now. The grass being greener on the other side is not always true.

godsent wrote:

RobbyG wrote:Say Howdy,

Someone sent from god just invited you for a night of comradry.
Be sure though, he ain't gonna suck out your juices of life...

I'm definitely not into the cheap dutch p<3n you enjoy. And the fetish you suggested "suck out your juices of life or what ever the hell that is" would be deemed terribly awkward even in liberal amsterdam.

Stop trying to gain acceptance in the Middle East as I promise, you will be shunned off and even subjugated to abuses. Being ignored in amsterdam is a much better proposition that you are facing right now. The grass being greener on the other side is not always true.

Iewww gross guy you are...
I was talking about Money

talking about bad habits

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with proper advertizing and means to release the anger (no, i'm not talking about plates made to be thrown at the wall, i'm talking about goat farm smelling taxi drivers, absent minded waiters, incompetent bank staff, deaf to any alternative suggestion colleagues/bosses, and just the rest of the totally useless airwaisters all around, that would serve for punching bags)this could be the future hit of dubai.

now all of you who belong to the above mentioned categories, please feel free to say i'm no different. i know better anyways

i've got serious anger issues myself
im hoping with my new change in environment it should just go back to the usual smart ass remarks then this craziness
anyway i thought maybe yoga and meditation might help....ummm wrong! and then i thought kickboxing would do the trick...umm wrong
not sure i think im now leaning towards homicide....but let me know how it works out for u

barbarella wrote:i've got serious anger issues myself
im hoping with my new change in environment it should just go back to the usual smart a#s remarks then this craziness
anyway i thought maybe yoga and meditation might help....ummm wrong! and then i thought kickboxing would do the trick...umm wrong
not sure i think im now leaning towards homicide....but let me know how it works out for u

Hi baby, ever thought of a proper f@ck?
Might get the stress out of your body. I give you a massage for free afterwards

Stressless offer right?

RobbyG wrote:

barbarella wrote:i've got serious anger issues myself
im hoping with my new change in environment it should just go back to the usual smart a#s remarks then this craziness
anyway i thought maybe yoga and meditation might help....ummm wrong! and then i thought kickboxing would do the trick...umm wrong
not sure i think im now leaning towards homicide....but let me know how it works out for u

Hi baby, ever thought of a proper f@ck?
Might get the stress out of your body. I give you a massage for free afterwards

Stressless offer right?

nasty remark...but has some truth in it. not in dubai though

I prefer 'a naughty offer'

with the massage its a pretty tempting offer....
so should i send everyone with anger issues your way then

barbarella wrote:with the massage its a pretty tempting offer....
so should i send everyone with anger issues your way then

Well its even more tempting when you see me in real life
Only open to women that have the looks as good as you Barbarella

I'm going gigolo from now on

RobbyG wrote:

barbarella wrote:with the massage its a pretty tempting offer....
so should i send everyone with anger issues your way then

Well its even more tempting when you see me in real life
Only open to women that have the looks as good as you Barbarella

I'm going gigolo from now on

sure ur not italian?

Not a single string of DNA. More questions?

if you're going gigolo the offer is no longer tempting...i thought it was a free transaction from the goodness of your heart........

Hahaha, well my heart speaks out but the 'going gigolo' simply sounded funny, don't you agree Barb?

haha
i perfer 'rent boy'....makes me think young and nubile

It worked...I managed your anger. Mail me for more