You must have no knowledge of prostate,
When a man has to "go" then he can't wait,
If you're on a plane ,
It can drive you insane!!
You must have the loo , or it's too late1
When there is need for the shitter,
Be it prostate, my blatter or a simple spitter,
From all cheap airlines to fly,
Say Ryan Air, EasyJet or BMI,
Choose one that has a tiny bit more glitter
What if you have a weak bladder ?
I can think of nothing much badder !
On an eight hour flight,
When money is tight ,
And your pants hold one "spitting adder" !!
Voluptuous big organic bag of fluid,
There is another way to do it,
Just splash your tights,
and fight for human rights,
Get mad at O'Leary's Ryan Air and sue it!