The whole world seems doomed,
Then why blame me alone for all the gloom,
You did, Extract your pound of flesh, during my boom,
And even as skeptics, cynics and doomsayers loom,
I state this right now that I shall once again boom,
They call me Dubai, and I shall rise again, as I was groomed!
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Ahh, and Mr Kite, a good wife, I hear
Comes with a hefty price, I fear,
For, all I have in this world,
is just enuff for me and my rear,
The debts of a wife, I shan’t be able to clear,
Alas, a good beer,
Shall definitely, turn misery, into cheer!!!
Comes with a hefty price, I fear,
For, all I have in this world,
is just enuff for me and my rear,
The debts of a wife, I shan’t be able to clear,
Alas, a good beer,
Shall definitely, turn misery, into cheer!!!
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I’m afraid u’ve got it wrong Mr. Kite,
My name’s only provocative, not meant to cause frite,
For my misery called life, one need not worry,
For I’m sure like night to day,
My misery shall also leave, in a hurry!!
My name’s only provocative, not meant to cause frite,
For my misery called life, one need not worry,
For I’m sure like night to day,
My misery shall also leave, in a hurry!!
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How true, do I fear,
the reasoning I hear,
With some words I tremble,
A woman being a gamble,
But all that really matters, in a world full of shatters,
Is the dough in your pocket and the 'shear' luck you gather
the reasoning I hear,
With some words I tremble,
A woman being a gamble,
But all that really matters, in a world full of shatters,
Is the dough in your pocket and the 'shear' luck you gather
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There is nothing as good as a wife ,
Who supports you through trouble and strife !!
A good wife is a rock!
And not just a frock!
She helps you throughout all your life!
Who supports you through trouble and strife !!
A good wife is a rock!
And not just a frock!
She helps you throughout all your life!
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I never had a good wife,
because I am young and hyve,
The word wife is too tight,
A lady sounds more right,
Together we share all walks of life
because I am young and hyve,
The word wife is too tight,
A lady sounds more right,
Together we share all walks of life
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A lady who's a really good wife,
Gets you through all the trouble and strife,
Whereas a tart,
Is not worth a f*rt !!
She'll take half your earnings from life!!!
Gets you through all the trouble and strife,
Whereas a tart,
Is not worth a f*rt !!
She'll take half your earnings from life!!!
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"The road is under construction",
Is Robby's written instruction,
Does that mean, as well?
The old "Road to Hell" ??
Which leads to DEATH and DESTRUCTION??????
Is Robby's written instruction,
Does that mean, as well?
The old "Road to Hell" ??
Which leads to DEATH and DESTRUCTION??????
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A tart is not worth a w*nk!!
She can be a Scouse or a Yank !!
But my wife is the best,
And not said in jest!!
She's safer than many a bank !!
She can be a Scouse or a Yank !!
But my wife is the best,
And not said in jest!!
She's safer than many a bank !!
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What you got with death and destruction,
Since Dubai is just merely in recession,
With the tarmac this hot,
Erosion will torn it alot,
So racing the roads is out of tha question!
Stop the obsession
Since Dubai is just merely in recession,
With the tarmac this hot,
Erosion will torn it alot,
So racing the roads is out of tha question!
Stop the obsession
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When two or more men gather together,
Can the thought of women be 'a' yonder?
The ‘virtues’ of the missus or the hussy, they debate on, as ever,
The desire for woman,
'has turned man on' , forever!!:D
Can the thought of women be 'a' yonder?
The ‘virtues’ of the missus or the hussy, they debate on, as ever,
The desire for woman,
'has turned man on' , forever!!:D
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Say, Misery Called Life
Yours doesn't rhyme at all. What you gonna do about that?
Yours doesn't rhyme at all. What you gonna do about that?
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RobbyG u say dat u r young and HYVE,
I say, has ur diction gone for a dive,
The word has no meaning or drive,
For I’m pretty sure u didn’t mean beehive,
So Mr. G, cld u pls explain the word Hyve?
I say, has ur diction gone for a dive,
The word has no meaning or drive,
For I’m pretty sure u didn’t mean beehive,
So Mr. G, cld u pls explain the word Hyve?
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Robby G says "Give me no jive!"
Haven't you heard of my "Hyve"?
"It's where we speak Dutch!"
Not double .......as such!
"So Misery ........it keeps us alive!!"
Haven't you heard of my "Hyve"?
"It's where we speak Dutch!"
Not double .......as such!
"So Misery ........it keeps us alive!!"
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By ferry , by jet and by turbo-prop !!
Amsterdam is the very last stop !!
For a final bender ,
On a stag week-ender !
And that red-lit canal window shop !!
Amsterdam is the very last stop !!
For a final bender ,
On a stag week-ender !
And that red-lit canal window shop !!
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As Dubai is left out in the cold,
And jobs become rarer than gold,
The advice that is best,
Is "Why not go west?"
Abu Dhabi has jobs , I am told !!
And jobs become rarer than gold,
The advice that is best,
Is "Why not go west?"
Abu Dhabi has jobs , I am told !!
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By jet, prop or heli,
Dubai or simply Abu Dhabi,
I don't mind where I work,
As long as it ain't New York,
Since the dollar will inflate from the tilly
Dubai or simply Abu Dhabi,
I don't mind where I work,
As long as it ain't New York,
Since the dollar will inflate from the tilly
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From, Abu-Dhabi I come,
I assure u jobs, there are none,
Only for locals, they say,
Shall there be a way,
Sorry to say, but this isn’t a pun!!
I assure u jobs, there are none,
Only for locals, they say,
Shall there be a way,
Sorry to say, but this isn’t a pun!!
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You say that jobs there are none ,
In AD , since Dubai is done ,
Go "visit dubai co uk"
Click "Abu Dhabi"!! OK?
On those islands there might be one!!
In AD , since Dubai is done ,
Go "visit dubai co uk"
Click "Abu Dhabi"!! OK?
On those islands there might be one!!
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Now my best friend ,he has a son,
Got a job in Dubai ,in the sun,
Out of work in November,
But after December,
Got a job in AD ........So that's one!!!
Got a job in Dubai ,in the sun,
Out of work in November,
But after December,
Got a job in AD ........So that's one!!!
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From Dubai to AD he must drive ,
Every day of the week to survive ,
He has rented a flat,
And must pay for that !!
He's a hard-working lad !!.....He will thrive!!
Every day of the week to survive ,
He has rented a flat,
And must pay for that !!
He's a hard-working lad !!.....He will thrive!!
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What exactly does he do?
Im talking about that friend of you,
He has rented a flat,
Lowered prices took care of that,
What sector is he in, your friend Baboo?
Im talking about that friend of you,
He has rented a flat,
Lowered prices took care of that,
What sector is he in, your friend Baboo?
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Building surveying's his trade ,
That's where his money is made !
So he's got good skill,
And jobs he can fill.
Good qualifications have paid!!
That's where his money is made !
So he's got good skill,
And jobs he can fill.
Good qualifications have paid!!
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Your friends lucky, that 4 him a job has arisen,
Cuz in Ad, Jobs are no more, dime a dozen,
On the islands, work is on hold,
That’s what I was told,
Hey, I’m forced to crash with a cousin!
Cuz in Ad, Jobs are no more, dime a dozen,
On the islands, work is on hold,
That’s what I was told,
Hey, I’m forced to crash with a cousin!
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The Lenten Season is here,
At a time when there is so much fear,
Prudence, the God’s have declared,
Shall keep man out of the red,
That, I promise to sincerely adhere!!
At a time when there is so much fear,
Prudence, the God’s have declared,
Shall keep man out of the red,
That, I promise to sincerely adhere!!
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Yes, it's Easter and I'm at a loss
to believe in the dude on his cross.
But what does it matter,
just whip up the batter,
'cause pancakes just simply are Boss!
to believe in the dude on his cross.
But what does it matter,
just whip up the batter,
'cause pancakes just simply are Boss!
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Misery is bunking with his cuz.
This year one can't choose what one does.
Your job you must keep,
to rest easy in sleep,
and not to get nicked by the fuzz!
This year one can't choose what one does.
Your job you must keep,
to rest easy in sleep,
and not to get nicked by the fuzz!
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My visa is dear to my heart.
Out from Dubai I don't want to start.
With this great tax-free spend
and my Chinese girlfriend
I simply do not wish to part!
Out from Dubai I don't want to start.
With this great tax-free spend
and my Chinese girlfriend
I simply do not wish to part!
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