Hack88 makes onions cry
Hack88 can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Hack88 killing people faster than Death can process them.
Hack88 can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Hack88 can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Hack88 can drown a fish.
When Hack88 enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... ... he turns the dark off.
When Hack88 looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Hack88 and Hack88.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Hack88 can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Hack88. He is the end of all things.
Hack88 does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Bullets dodge Hack88.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Hack88 and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Hack88' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Hack88.
If you spell Hack88 wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Hack88? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Hack88 can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Hack88' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Hack88 gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Hack88 can kill two stones with one bird.
Hack88 was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Hack88 can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Hack88 was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Hack88 can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Hack88 has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Hack88 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Hack88 once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Hack88 could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Hack88.
Hack88 destroyed the periodic table, because Hack88 only recognizes the element of surprise.
Hack88 got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Hack88 is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Hack88 is pain. Do not try to square Hack88, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Hack88 takes this as a personal insult