Types Of Girls

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types of girls Jan 13, 2009
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off

WINDOWS GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her

SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything

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Re: types of girls Jan 13, 2009
uaekid wrote:VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything

Many will disagree with this!
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Jan 13, 2009
MS-OFFICE Girls

-they can cook coffee
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Jan 13, 2009
I consider my self as HARD DISK GIRL because I remember every single detailed happened in my life.
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Feb 11, 2009
cAmiLLe_01 wrote:I consider my self as HARD DISK GIRL because I remember every single detailed happened in my life.


ohhh noo guys should stay away from you :roll:
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Re: types of girls Feb 12, 2009
ArchitectRoel wrote:
uaekid wrote:VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything

Many will disagree with this!


To the contrary...its the best out of the rest :D
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Re: types of girls Feb 12, 2009
i've probably been all those girls at some point in my life and of course depending on what guy i was with
well except for virus...haven't gotten around to permanent installation yet
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Feb 12, 2009
thats why i didnt have a wife
do u install virus into your system and you know that you dont have an anti virus program :) ?
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Feb 14, 2009
FAT GIRLS - More cushion for the pushin
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Mar 24, 2009
thats bad, iwish u will upload something similar for men too
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