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"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Sunderland youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Hendon were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Mackem pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

Hahahahahaha funny as!

smoggie wrote:"The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday."

This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some Sunderland youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Hendon were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the Mackem pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower.

brits were and are good thiefs

rudeboy wrote:brits were and are good thiefs

Those English street kids should come here and become managers.

gtmash wrote:

rudeboy wrote:brits were and are good thiefs

Those English street kids should come here and become managers.

don t worry they already are

rudeboy wrote:

gtmash wrote:

rudeboy wrote:brits were and are good thiefs

Those English street kids should come here and become managers.

don t worry they already are

I bet if someone offered you a visa you would be first in line

Hahaha, that was some funny stuff.