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"Put your knickers on love and make me a cup of tea"

Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?

m i invited !!!

Of course you are dear girl. Fire away.......

okey


what is the food ??

breakfast , old girl. You know...Sausage, eggs, bacon, black pudding beans etc....I'm sure you would rustle up something special. A man likes to be woken to the heavenly smells of a full English!

Oh and Ms Folly: Don't forget the toast. Brown bread and Lurpack. 3 slices

you are not the one who will prepare it ??

huhhhh

wellllllll. If you insist dear girl. But. Can I ak what the hell the problem is with you doing it?

becoz i m invited by you
that s mean you ll be prepring it not me
:p

Ah yes..... I presume you are one of the younger generation.

When "on the sniff" with a group of like minded gentlemen, it is always a consideration to accompany "a bit of older" at the end of the evening, due to the guarantee of a hearty fry up the following morning.

well i m not
but you can say that to cook i have to be in the mood for that


kind of need to have my own place my own material ...

Goog golly ms Lolly....

here is another one for you.....

“What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!”

Gene Hunt


Do you like to cook with Chip oil?

smoggie wrote:Goog golly ms Lolly....

here is another one for you.....

“What I call a dream involves Diana Dors and a bottle of chip oil!”

Gene Hunt


Do you like to cook with Chip oil?

your car will need it for breakfast tomorrow

so will not weast it

“She’s got fingers in more pies than a leper on a cookery course.”

kinda yesteryear remarks....

seems for someother forum!!!!!

Not really of yesteryear, but here's Borat: [ogling good looking woman] Very nice, very nice! How much?

"Grab your handbag darling, you've pulled"

Maybe not from yesteryear but definitely sexist.

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.

How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.

Q: why do women generally have smaller feet than males.?


A: so they can stand closer to the sink when doing the washing up

Women are like elephants to me: I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.