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Edited:Image removed. As per the request of Mr.Mesheditor. Sorry for any inconvenience caused, it was only meant to look beyond what the naked eyes see. Anyways, cheers



I got this from a cool site.

Notice the two doors in the picture above.

You can do it...

Eyes... up!



Okay. Hypothetical:

You stand before two identical doors. Behind one door is the lover of your dreams, yours to be with for life. Behind the other door is a tiger, eager to maul and devour whatever it can sink its paws into. You don't know which door the tiger is behind.

You:

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Makes no difference which door you open...sounds like you are f*cked either way!!!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Makes no difference which door you open...sounds like you are f*cked either way!!!



Knight

Famous Knight expression.

Enough said...

I would choose the Tiger in front of the doors...LOL

TheChoosen wrote:I would choose the Tiger in front of the doors...LOL

Unfortunately, you were a tad late. Remember, who comes first...goes first and she's Taken for that matter.

RobbyG wrote:

TheChoosen wrote:I would choose the Tiger in front of the doors...LOL

Unfortunately, you were a tad late. Remember, who comes first...goes first and she's Taken for that matter.

Ok, so pls do me one favour: count the tatoos and let me know, even the ones in hidden places

I like RobbyG's great sense of humor!!!
My goodness, you guys are not supposed to do or take anything outside of the doors unless you unlock one of the doors.

That really is taking tattoos a little too far!

Get her kit off and spend the next 3 hours trying to find the important parts because they are disguised as a copy of a The Haywain by John C*ntstable!



Knight

...and I suppose that's a 'Titian' on her chest?



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:That really is taking tattoos a little too far!

Get her kit off and spend the next 3 hours trying to find the important parts because they are disguised as a copy of a The Haywain by John C*ntstable!



Knight

Deriving from your reply, I find myself concluding you are not familiar with the female pleasure route.
I sense you need a lot of feel and practisioning to go for Knight.

Since I took the pretty lady from the hallway and don't need 3 hours to find 'the important parts', I suggest you attend a lecture with me.

Familiarization... right Bro?

Hmmm...glad to say I don't need any guidance as to the whereabouts of the essentially female parts, however you might be interested in a lecture on the history of art?



Knight

Hahaha, Well you got me there.
I think I take that challenge My art is more than just rusty.

Never ol' to learn...

Dubai Knight wrote:...and I suppose that's a 'Titian' on her chest?



Knight

Concentrating a lot on her, I bet she will come in your dreams tonight, please let us know what happened in the dream tomorrow morning.

Cheers

dubai1970 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:...and I suppose that's a 'Titian' on her chest?



Knight

Concentrating a lot on her, I bet she will come in your dreams tonight, please let us know what happened in the dream tomorrow morning.

Cheers

She may well come in your dreams...but that would depend if her art was still wet...



Knight

My understanding is the nude female in question is Western and the typical lecherous treacherous hypocritical loathsome wanton lewd homosexual incestuous paedophile beastial drunkard Westerners are showing their true colours in this thread.

Haha way too much testosterone round here! LIke the tattoos, bit too many though. Reminds me, I need to get another one done!

muslimbangladeshi wrote:My understanding is the nude female in question is Western and the typical lecherous treacherous hypocritical loathsome wanton lewd homosexual incestuous paedophile beastial drunkard Westerners are showing their true colours in this thread.

But you looked...

Disappear and have a quick jerk behind the bike sheds.



Knight

He's probably thrashing himself in punishment for the 'feeling' in his trousers!

Chocoholic wrote:He's probably thrashing himself in punishment for the 'feeling' in his trousers!

That feeling was probably a 'thought' as it seems his tiny brain is located thereabouts...



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:He's probably thrashing himself in punishment for the 'feeling' in his trousers!

That feeling was probably a 'thought' as it seems his tiny brain is located thereabouts...



Knight

Fellows please not another fight with MB on this thread.
MB if you want the image at the top to be removed, just make a polite request and no calling names please?

Cheers

dubai1970 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:He's probably thrashing himself in punishment for the 'feeling' in his trousers!

That feeling was probably a 'thought' as it seems his tiny brain is located thereabouts...



Knight

Fellows please not another fight with MB on this thread.
MB if you want the image at the top to be removed, just make a polite request and no calling names please?

Cheers

Why would the image be offensive? It does not show anything offensive to the vast majority of this forum. Why should we edit at his behest? This is the not the MB forum (although he seems to think it should be) if it was, you would not be allowed here unless you were a 'Brother'.

MB should realise that he is simply not welcome here and take his narrow minded diatribes somewhere people give a toss about him.



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

dubai1970 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:He's probably thrashing himself in punishment for the 'feeling' in his trousers!

That feeling was probably a 'thought' as it seems his tiny brain is located thereabouts...



Knight

Fellows please not another fight with MB on this thread.
MB if you want the image at the top to be removed, just make a polite request and no calling names please?

Cheers
Why would the image be offensive? It does not show anything offensive to the vast majority of this forum. Why should we edit at his behest? This is the not the MB forum (although he seems to think it should be) if it was, you would not be allowed here unless you were a 'Brother'.

MB should realise that he is simply not welcome here and take his narrow minded diatribes somewhere people give a toss about him.



Knight

Its not about being offensive to some and not to others, its a public forum and only mods should censor posts I believe and not MB or any one else for that matter, others may request politely with reasons. What I meant was to show some tolerance towards each other.

Cheers

dubai1970 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

dubai1970 wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:He's probably thrashing himself in punishment for the 'feeling' in his trousers!

That feeling was probably a 'thought' as it seems his tiny brain is located thereabouts...



Knight

Fellows please not another fight with MB on this thread.
MB if you want the image at the top to be removed, just make a polite request and no calling names please?

Cheers
Why would the image be offensive? It does not show anything offensive to the vast majority of this forum. Why should we edit at his behest? This is the not the MB forum (although he seems to think it should be) if it was, you would not be allowed here unless you were a 'Brother'.

MB should realise that he is simply not welcome here and take his narrow minded diatribes somewhere people give a toss about him.



Knight

Its not about being offensive to some and not to others, its a public forum and only mods should censor posts I believe and not MB or any one else for that matter, others may request politely with reasons. What I meant was to show some tolerance towards each other.

Cheers

We tried that.

You try reasoning with a brick wall...



Knight

I happen to think it's a fantastic image. Nothing blantantly on show, tastefully done. Nice to see a woman with flesh on her bones and not a stick insect!

THe human form is a wonderful thing.

Aah guys , I really hoped that this forum stays active and professionally handled. At the end of the day , a nude is a nude, this photo could turn a man on even more than full pornography scene. Plus what really makes me don’t want to see this thing here because this forum represents dubai, a country with it’s Islamic Arabic culture that it’s people would love such sites to come up but not this way.
The doors case is completely irrelevant to the photo and I was surprised when I read the poll about how would you react in that silly situation, I mean come on. This is directly posted to get at MBs nerve , but it’s an irresponsible conduct.

I really suggest that perverts right-click on the photo and get it downloaded then it should be removed from the forum.

mesheditor wrote:Aah guys , I really hoped that this forum stays active and professionally handled. At the end of the day , a nude is a nude, this photo could turn a man on even more than full pornography scene. Plus what really makes me don’t want to see this thing here because this forum represents dubai, a country with it’s Islamic Arabic culture that it’s people would love such sites to come up but not this way.
The doors case is completely irrelevant to the photo and I was surprised when I read the poll about how would you react in that silly situation, I mean come on. This is directly posted to get at MBs nerve , but it’s an irresponsible conduct.

I really suggest that perverts right-click on the photo and get it downloaded then it should be removed from the forum.

Done.

Thanks a lot

dubai1970 wrote:Behind one door is the lover of your dreams, yours to be with for life. Behind the other door is a tiger, eager to maul and devour whatever it can sink its paws into. You don't know which door the tiger is behind.

Same thing, I win either way

OK, I opened one door and it was really tough in there...but I managed to perform to my usual standards and we are settling in nicely after the wedding night...I think we will be happy for evermore together.

Mind you the bloody Tiger keeps crapping on the floor and it really needs to get those claws clipped as they tickle during our most intimate moments!!!

What was behind the other door again?



Knight

mesheditor wrote:Aah guys , I really hoped that this forum stays active and professionally handled. At the end of the day , a nude is a nude, this photo could turn a man on even more than full pornography scene. Plus what really makes me don’t want to see this thing here because this forum represents dubai, a country with it’s Islamic Arabic culture that it’s people would love such sites to come up but not this way.
The doors case is completely irrelevant to the photo and I was surprised when I read the poll about how would you react in that silly situation, I mean come on. This is directly posted to get at MBs nerve , but it’s an irresponsible conduct.

I really suggest that perverts right-click on the photo and get it downloaded then it should be removed from the forum.

You see that's the problem right there! It's a nude! So what? It doesn't mean it has to be viewed in a s.e.xual way. Do you see Michael Angelo's 'David' as a s.e.xual piece? No you don't - it's art!

The naked human form doesn't have to be viewed in that manner. If you see all forms of nudity as something s.e.xual, then I'd have to say there's something wrong with you.