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He was only trying to get ahead in life...



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:He was only trying to get ahead in life...



Knight

sadly he couldn't get ahead because he was off his head at the time

Boy, we're rollin' here.
Who heads up next, to kick more heads...?

Again, here's the kick-off and I'm heading it your way.

its straight ahead

apparently was a rich man.... bighead??

Police say they are expecting a rise in suicides as the financial crisis deepens and lay-offs increase, leaving many with high debts and no income.

mmmm...

naruto wrote:Police say they are expecting a rise in suicides as the financial crisis deepens and lay-offs increase, leaving many with high debts and no income.

mmmm...

Thanks for the heads up...



Knight

Lets think about this...

He chopped his head off with an electric saw?

How?

The reason people hang themselves, take an overdose, or jump off a cliff to die, is, i'm guessing, cos once you have made that dreary decision, you don't want to have time to think it through.

But, when you get an electric saw, plug it into the socket, switch it on, hear the sound of the machine, THEN, guide it towards your throat, and chop your head clean off........ guys, I am not buying that.

I would probably soil my pants, and be so shaky, I may just miss my target and chop my finger off.

hmmmmmm??????

go a-head