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FFS! strauss anybody?

smoggie wrote:FFS! strauss anybody?

I don't think he was under any undue strauss, I think he was just fed up!

del....ever thought about becoming a copywriter?

smoggie wrote:del....ever thought about becoming a copywriter?

Jenna Pietersen????????? Shes not modeling anymore??

That would be a disaster

K-Dog wrote:

Fine, but is she any good at cricket?

Probably not but what does that have to do with her resignation?

K-Dog wrote:Probably not but what does that have to do with her resignation?

I'm stumped for an answer.

I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

smoggie wrote:I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.

aye, she can uproot my middle stump anytime fnarr fnarr

smoggie wrote:aye, she can uproot my middle stump anytime fnarr fnarr

I'd like to play in her crease!

You obviously know how to bowl a maiden over, smoggie?

SADLY NOT....PLENTY OF FURIOUS RUBBING IN THE CROTCH AREA AND STAINED TROUSERS

smoggie wrote:SADLY NOT....PLENTY OF FURIOUS RUBBING IN THE CROTCH AREA AND STAINED TROUSERS

Did you have to mention your big red balls on here?

you know what del.....some guy called me a tosser the other day....now I know what he means.

smoggie wrote:you know what del.....some guy called me a tosser the other day....now I know what he means.

Full tosser?

del....when you are at the crease, rubbing the ball like crazy, do you prefer to do away with the slip and introduce a third man?

smoggie wrote:del....when you are at the crease, rubbing the ball like crazy, do you prefer to do away with the slip and introduce a third man?

Del wrote:

smoggie wrote:I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.

Is it wooden?

gtmash wrote:

Del wrote:

smoggie wrote:I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.

Is it wooden?

It's wood...

Del wrote:

gtmash wrote:

Del wrote:

smoggie wrote:I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.

Is it wooden?

It's wood...

Aye "soft" wood

RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks guys for brightening up my day!

Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game!

Keep up the good work!

Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off, make sure she has a Box and introduce my Long Stop...but that would be just be another double entendre!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:RAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks guys for brightening up my day!

Hopefully Muslimbangladeshi, UAEkid and several other Barclays Bankers on the Politics forum don't get this otherwise they will be accusing you of dissing a good Muslim game!

Keep up the good work!

Personally I would get her Silly Mid-Off, make sure she has a Box and introduce my Long Stop...but that would be just be another double entendre!



Knight

smoggie wrote:

Del wrote:

gtmash wrote:

Del wrote:

smoggie wrote:I personally wouldn't mind bowling her a googlie

Yeah I'd give her some third leg myself.

Is it wooden?

It's wood...

Aye "soft" wood

Are you going to thank me guys for giving you this material
I'm enjoying this cricket lingo. I do need a cricketionary to fully enjoy it though.

K-Dog wrote:Are you going to thank me guys for giving you this material
I'm enjoying this cricket lingo. I do need a cricketionary to fully enjoy it though.

funny though!!!!!

you posted this somewhere in political forums and here too....

last one sorry.....

I'm going to bowl this maiden a full length delivery....taking extra care to make sure it's not over pitched (ouch).
This is bound to follow on and see her eyeing up my tail ender culminating in six of the best full tosses.

Howzat??