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plz i wnat mistress in uae...
can u email plz


my email is : sadloser@boneme dot com

^What are the perks and benefits? is there a severance package after it's over? Is experience needed or on-the-job-training? Lastly R U looking for DOM or SUB

Before you get a mistress, invest in a spelling course!



Knight

no one answer ? no mistress there

bla bla bla

ahmeed wrote:no one answer ? no mistress there

That should indicate to you your status with the ladies of Dubai...(loser)



Knight

I can give you a site if you want to.

ahmeed wrote:plz i wnat mistress in uae...
can u email plz


my email is : dubai at live com

ohhh really god bless you boy...

jakobander wrote:I can give you a site if you want to.

So can I...its a construction site and they need some extra filling for the foundations!



Knight

thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank

ahmeed wrote:plz i wnat mistress in uae...
can u email plz


my email is : dubai at live com

I can recommend Boy George for you.
Waitin for ya in tha slammer.

ahmeed wrote:plz i wnat mistress in uae...
can u email plz

Dude ........................ get a life

off-road wrote:

ahmeed wrote:plz i wnat mistress in uae...
can u email plz

Dude ........................ get a life

Or a plastic doll. Works too!

RobbyG wrote:
Or a plastic doll. Works too!

Really? What is her job?



Knight

Well, some call her Barbie, others simply name her bird.

Either way, she has a services job.

bring beer, offer sandwiches???

TheChoosen wrote:bring beer, offer sandwiches???

If you take on a life one...you could get that luxury!
The plastic version only wields your clubber.

Dont forget a bit of lubrication

and probably some glue

ahmeed wrote:plz i wnat mistress in uae...
can u email plz


my email is : sadloser@boneme dot com

hahahaha

i think u need a new matress instead of a mistress....on matress u will do it better....dream ...about ur mistress.