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Dubai Knight wrote:

farthestpoint wrote:This is the hilarious thread that brought me in to DF...

Shall I say "Thank You, puppypup?"

You might regret it one day...but not too soon!



Knight

wonders why

farthestpoint wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

farthestpoint wrote:This is the hilarious thread that brought me in to DF...

Shall I say "Thank You, puppypup?"

You might regret it one day...but not too soon!



Knight

wonders why

Thats for me to know, and you to find out!



Knight

Damn.... I thought this thread had died the natural death!!

What the hell? At least this has been the most hilarious one in recent times.

Puppypup... I am a Philipino..... will you marry me????? aaaawwww!!!!







Ok.... only kidding.

scarlet wrote:AGAIN - GET OVER IT. You should be happy you "blend" so well. i have been told I am spanish, french , italian, indonesian, english, arabic... makes me happy I can fit into any society in the world.

Don't look at your face look at your dress actions and speech.

very well worded, heck I've even been called white before lol

fayz wrote:

scarlet wrote:AGAIN - GET OVER IT. You should be happy you "blend" so well. i have been told I am spanish, french , italian, indonesian, english, arabic... makes me happy I can fit into any society in the world.

Don't look at your face look at your dress actions and speech.

very well worded, heck I've even been called white before lol

Duuuuude! About time you made a comeback!

See, told you there was stuff goin' on in here...

Lend me your child!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Lend me your child!



Knight

Be careful what you wish for he isn't all grins

fayz wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Lend me your child!



Knight

Be careful what you wish for he isn't all grins

dont lend DK your little one, think "rental"

fayz wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Lend me your child!



Knight

Be careful what you wish for he isn't all grins

Well at least he doesn't jump up and chew your arm off every time you come home!

Her indoors may do from time to time!

And don't listen to Arnie, he is a running dog of the capitalist society and charges for blinking!



Knight

well, i'm not charging for hair growth, so there is hope for me yet

arniegang wrote:well, i'm not charging for hair growth, so there is hope for me yet

In the meantime, you probably opened up a Barber shop by now, didn't you?

Thats charging for hair growth. Monetize, 'The Arnie Way'...guess thats my way too

On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

You don't wanna be called 'whitey' thats for sure. With that description you just gave us, nobody would want you here

I'm bad, I know

And then she says:

I am French, English, Irish, Spanish and Lituanian, but NOT Philipino. (Holds up 2 photos) See the difference.

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

Ugh. Not a pretty picture.

Bora Bora wrote:

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

Ugh. Not a pretty picture.

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

Good grief

sage & onion wrote:

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

Good grief

Thats what I said

RobbyG wrote:

sage & onion wrote:

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

Good grief

Thats what I said

Me2

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

I think I'm in love.

Speedhump wrote:

puppypup wrote:On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it.

I think I'm in love.

Seems like a sort of camel comparison

I think puppypup maye take exception at your suggestion!

Puppypup: Hope this helps:

Americans are referred to as "Yanks".

When someone asks "Then what are you" tell them "I'm a Heinz 57 variety". And then they will say "what's that?". And you say "a little bit of everything".

I think you got all the attention you craved and are probably overwhelmed and exhausted by it.

Oh, and by the way, those three guys - I think they were using a pick up line on you. They probably could smell the desperation reeking off of you.

Sorry, one other thing, thank you for starting this thread because it was one of the funniest ones I have seen since being a member.

This has to be the stupidest/funniest thread ever....

The ONLY reason I can see for the OP being offened by Arab men mistaking her for a Fillipina if it effects her rates for the night

Hey puppypup..I can understand what you are saying baby! If you are white and a Brit, and someone comes up to you and asks "you Nigerian?" that probably would make you exclaim "Good grief!!" I am sure.
Anyway, I never look at the face; my attention always gets focussed on the chest! Do you have a hairy chest?? 'Coz if you do, that would sure be a turn off for me!!

must be a full moon tonight....

Speedhump wrote:must be a full moon tonight....

After watching the sun, yeah. Or are you flirting with her?

Bora Bora wrote:

Speedhump wrote:must be a full moon tonight....

After watching the sun, yeah. Or are you flirting with her?

I see you are quite interested in SH

You see what you want to see. Maybe you need to change your glasses.

Bora Bora wrote:You see what you want to see. Maybe you need to change your glasses.

[quote="puppypup"]On the topic of hair. How could I be Filipina or Asian? I'm so hairy that I'm a forest. I have a unibrow. I wax or thread my Frida Kahlo mustache. My baby fine hair gets disheveled the moment I step outdoors. It frizzes it in the rain.

Don't East or Southeast Asians have smooth hairless skin? Perfect hair in all kinds of weather?

Think about it. [/quote

you have mustachio?