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that would embarass you if your friends/family were to find out?

Not necessarily details, but just interesting to know...


OTP

No, but I might know one about you!



Knight

im so past the point of embarassment mate.....




OTP

Ditto!

When I look back at the things I have done and seen in this world, nothing really surprises or shocks me anymore. My family are all totally aware of the skeletons in my closet as I seem to have strewn the bones around the place on numerous occasions.

There are one or two secrets I keep from my dogs though, like how to open the food cupboard!



Knight

There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet

Jeevan wrote:There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet

Hehe! get a bigger closet!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

Jeevan wrote:There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet

Hehe! get a bigger closet!



Knight

Hahahahha so funny!

@ Jeevan,

Deny the secret even to yourself, then you wouldn't need a bigger closet!

My secret? It's all buried underground that I couldn't even remember where it is exactly buried. I hope nobody digs it out.

farthestpoint wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

Jeevan wrote:There are so many that i am afraid to open the closet

Hehe! get a bigger closet!



Knight

Hahahahha so funny!

@ Jeevan,

Deny the secret even to yourself, then you wouldn't need a bigger closet!

My secret? It's all buried underground that I couldn't even remember where it is exactly buried. I hope nobody digs it out.

Gulp!

You are a serial killer?

Or did you have a part in Hollyoaks?



Knight

@ DK,

Hahhahahahhaa

Yeah I am a nail serial killer. I bury all my dead nails on the ground.

Hahahhaha

We need to encourage OTP to post more, I think he would want to share his best kept secrets

This can be cheesy.

my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!



Knight

dam and blast you know

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!



Knight

dam and blast you know

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!



Knight

dam and blast you know

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!



Knight

greasy poles

do you mean as in slimey spaniards ??

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:

arniegang wrote:my secret is so secret i am not allowed to tell myself

Is that the one about you being a pole dancer in Mrs Mufti's Muff House down Redlands Road?

Ooops! Did I let that one out the closet!



Knight

dam and blast you know

actually the only mistake was the venue - it was at tiger Galore's a few doors down from Mrs Mufti's.

Yes, I hear the poles there are...greasier!



Knight

greasy poles

do you mean as in slimey spaniards ??

More likely to be Polish plumbers!

Then I did hear you like to get a Pole in from time to time to get a brush up your U-bend!



Knight

actually i have two poles working for me and the do indeed put a brush up my U - Bend !!!

we're a boring bunch of people. no exciting secrets?

I think OTP if you start, everybody might follow....

So come on, share it! Don't hide it!

putting me on the spot eh??

umm........ i once stole a water pistol from my local newsagent, aged 8.

is that interesting enough, or do you want dirt?


OTP

Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR

puppypup wrote:Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR

Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week!

OK mine:

To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side of his then pride and joy (a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite) was done by a passing corporation dustcart. (green paint)

It wasn't.

It was me.

On a John Deer tractor!

I was very, very drunk at the time!



Knight

DK,

Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story.......





OTP

onthepalm wrote:DK,

Drunk and on a tractor??? im sure theres much more to that story.......





OTP

Not really, I grew up on a farm. Not a lot else to do in the cun'ry!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

puppypup wrote:Oh you want juicy stuff like.....I sniff my armpits like Molly Shannon (Mary Katerine) SUPERSTAR

Thats no secret...It was in 7 Days last week!

OK mine:

To this day, my elder brother believes that the severe damage all down the side of his then pride and joy (a 1962 Austin Healey Sprite) was done by a passing corporation dustcart. (green paint)

It wasn't.

It was me.

On a John Deer tractor!

I was very, very drunk at the time!



Knight

This will of course remain a secret until i next meet Mummy DK

Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!



Knight

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't

arniegang wrote:

Dubai Knight wrote:Mummy DK is non admissable as she is completely off her rocker and now believes she is the Queen of Sweden and is moving to Stockholm!



Knight

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooo she isn't

Well she said she liked swede...



Knight

good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init

arniegang wrote:good job she didnt mention she liked Kiev's then init

Or meat balls!



Knight

goulash even