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A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.


He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"


She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."


A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"


She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.


Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."


This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said


"Ahhhhh, Emirates!"

lolllllzz nice one... but why in suggestions section!

Wasn't quite sure where to put it.

I have spoken to the forum administrator about setting up a Joke section. Once he gets back to me on this, I will endeavor to make people aware of it.

Sorry for the temporary inconveiniance.

Putting jokes in wrong sections also feels like you are protesting! it will help for creation of separate humor section..!

Jupiter wrote:Putting jokes in wrong sections also feels like you are protesting! it will help for creation of separate humor section..!

More power then to my "recklass" act

yayyyyyyyyyyyy

Liban wrote:A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.


He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"


She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."


A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"


She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.


Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."


This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said


"Ahhhhh, Emirates!"

hahahahahhaah....nice one!

Nice ones, thanx for sharing!

Liban wrote:A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.


He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"


She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."


A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"


She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.


Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."


This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said


"Ahhhhh, Emirates!"

we are not like this

Emirates pple are nice

hahahha nice.

Miss_lolly wrote:

Liban wrote:A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.


He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"


She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."


A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"


She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.


Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."


This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said


"Ahhhhh, Emirates!"

we are not like this

Emirates pple are nice

Yeah. Right!

We know a few...



Knight

Dubai Knight wrote:

Miss_lolly wrote:

Liban wrote:A guy sitting at a bar at Heathrow Terminal 3 noticed a really beautiful
woman sitting next to him.


He thought to himself: "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. but which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta
slogan: "Love to fly and it shows?"


She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to
himself: "Dash, she doesn't work for Delta."


A moment later, another slogan popped into his head. He leaned
towards her again, "Something special in the air?"


She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and
scratched Singapore Airlines off the list.


Next he tried the Thai Airways slogan: "Smooth as Silk."


This time the woman turned on him "What the F*** do you want?"
The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair, and said


"Ahhhhh, Emirates!"

we are not like this

Emirates pple are nice

Yeah. Right!

We know a few...



Knight

you mean a few are bad??

Not at all.
None of you are bad!
You are all wonderful, gorgeous, shiny people who's sole objective in life is to make our journeys as pleasurable as possible and we are therefore forever in awe of you and in deeply debt to your dedication and devotion to our happiness.

I can't vouch for Captain Kangaroo and the boys at the pointy end of course...



Knight

I see what you mean now

LMAO! and I thought it's not going to be funny.

lol... though not true for all of them..

nice nice nice