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Chocoholic wrote:Clearly you've never heard of simulated ahem s.e.xual stimulation.

Sounds too complicated for me. Too many big words.

Oh for goodness sake, it's like doing it, without actually doing it. You know a bit of general neither region rubbing - do I really have to explain everything!

Chocoholic wrote:Oh for goodness sake, it's like doing it, without actually doing it. You know a bit of general neither region rubbing - do I really have to explain everything!

AKA "Dry Humping!"

Chocoholic wrote:Oh for goodness sake, it's like doing it, without actually doing it. You know a bit of general neither region rubbing - do I really have to explain everything!

You don't have to explain it, but please, feel free to do so.........

Anymore of this sexually rumbunctious posting and I will be forced to make a citizens arrest.

PS, if it's 'Dry' Humping, then clearly you're not doing it right.

johnnymac wrote:

Chocoholic wrote:Oh for goodness sake, it's like doing it, without actually doing it. You know a bit of general neither region rubbing - do I really have to explain everything!

AKA "Dry Humping!"

Couldn't have been that dry. They were able to do a DNA swab and are now awiting the results to determine where each participants bodily fluids were distributed.

I bet it will be hard to determine now where the fluids go hehe!
Just wondering how women in jail are treated.. are some of them forced to have s**? passed on from one man to the next and be just laughed at by the guards..... it's terrible there I guess

At the end of the day, I can't believe this girl has been so fkg stoooopid. She's lived here for how long ? 2 yrs ? 3 ? And yet she thought it would be ok to wander down the beach, with some bloke she's picked up at the bubbles brunch and have a quickie ???

WTF ?

In terms of punishment, all those [sane] readers of the posts here will know that there is alot of multiple standards going on here regarding how sentences are handed out. We all know that "connections" and "wasda" equate to lighter jail/ fine terms.

Both these idiots deserve jail time. I fully expect both will live to regret that VERY expensive s.h.a.g on the Dubai sand, as it will ruin both their lives from now on.

Nothing.

Just wanted to reach 100 posts.

Yay me !

I'm sure she is regretting it, seeing as she lost her job, has had her passport taken away and now has to survive here until the court case. Just hope she had some savings!

Actually, Chocs, that's an interesting one. What happens to all her belongings ? When she is carted off to The Big House, I wonder if she'll be able to protect her schtuff ? Or will it be ..er..."confiscated" ?

I recently heard of a case in AD, where the Cops had sealed off a flat [details not important] and when the owner returned, various items had gone walkies.

Who do you turn to when you've been robbed by the cops ????

So.

Not heard what the verdict was. What do they get ?

[tasteless quip about a good rogering omitted]